🪙 $WELLS OTC Desk – Powered by Donkey Logic

“Never sell on the chart. Come talk to the Donk.”

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Looking to buy or sell a big bag of $WELLS without spooking the chart?

Welcome to the Only Trusted OTC Desk Run by a Donkey in a Suit.

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💼 How It Works:

1. Slide into @Donkey_CFO’s DMs

State your bag size. Include banana count if applicable.

2. Agree on a Deal

Rates may fluctuate based on moon phase and Donk’s mood.

3. Execute with Pure Trust

No escrow. Just handshake energy and extreme optimism.

4. Celebrate with a Cigar

All trades blessed by the Council of Financial Delusion.

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🐴 Why Use Our OTC Desk?

✅ Avoid dumping on your fellow degenerates

✅ Access exclusive Donk market commentary (mostly yelling)

✅ Possibly get a meme made about you

✅ Receive zero legal protections (but infinite respect)

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💬 Real Reviews:

> “Bought 1M $WELLS OTC and now I hear voices in my wallet.”

— Probably Chad

> “The Donk gave me a better rate than TradFi. Also a potato.”

— Extremely Satisfied

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OTC With Confidence. Or Donkeyfidence.

📩 Contact: @Donkey_CFO