💰 $WELLS Meme Coin Launch Financing

Application Form

Because your bad idea deserves a chance.

👤 Your Info

Name / Alias:

Telegram @handle:

X (Twitter) Handle (if any):

Wallet Address (Solana):

🧠 Your Meme Coin Idea

Proposed Token Name:

Proposed Ticker Symbol (e.g., $FROGBOSS69):

In one sentence, what’s the meme?
(Convince us it’s dumb enough to work.)

Describe your vision in more detail:
(What’s the vibe? Why will degens ape in?)

Any memes, art, or assets ready to go?
☐ Yes – Link: __________________________
☐ Not yet, but we’ve got the sauce brewing
☐ No – it’s all in my head and probably on fire

🐴 Vibe Check

On a scale of 1 to “Send It,” how degen is your idea?
☐ Mild
☐ Medium
☐ Full Tilt Retardo™

What would The Donk™ say about this coin?
(Impress him.)

💼 The Deal

By submitting this form, you agree to the following terms:

• You’ll receive up to 5 SOL in launch financing, pending vibe approval.
  
  

• Token will be launched by the WELLS team with liquidity and dev wallet.
  
  

• You’ll get access to the dev wallet after your project hits a pre-agreed market cap.
  
  

• No moon, no money.
  
  

• WELLS RETARDO reserves the right to say “L” and deny your application for any reason, especially bad vibes.
  
  

✅ Final Words

Why should we pick your meme coin out of the sludge pool?

📬 Submit this form via Telegram to @Donkey_CFO
Impress the Donk. Regret nothing.