📝 $WELLS RETARDO LOAN APPLICATION

"Backed by nothing. Approved by Donk."

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👤 Applicant Name:

_______

🧠 IQ Level (estimate):

⬜ Below average

⬜ Questionable

⬜ What’s IQ?

💸 Loan Amount Requested:

⬜ 0.5 SOL

⬜ 1 SOL

⬜ Just enough to ruin me responsibly

⬜ “Trust me, bro” tier

💰 Enter Exact Loan Amount (in SOL):

_____ SOL

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🎯 Purpose of Loan:

⬜ Launching a coin called $MILKFEET

⬜ Emotional support during market dip

⬜ Bribing influencers with snacks

⬜ Cigar & banana combo pack

📆 Payback Terms:

⬛ Never

⬛ Never-er

⬛ When $WELLS hits $1B MC

⬛ If Donk remembers

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🐴 How would you impress the Donk?

____________

(Hint: Use memes, haikus, or banana-related poetry)

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💬 Final Statement:

I solemnly swear to use this loan irresponsibly,

to never pay it back,

and to always HODL like I was born financially unhinged.

🖊️ Signature (with crayon only):

_______

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📤 Submit to @Donkey_CFO

📌 Processing time: Depends how lit the Donk is.

#WELLS #LoanApproved #DonkFinance #ZeroPercentDelusion