Wells Retardo – “Backed by Degens, Run by Delusion

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NOT FINACIAL ADVICE

💸 Wells Retardo™ – The world’s first degen-driven financial experiment, created by the community, for the community — and perhaps, not with the soundest judgment.

🏦 We don’t just endorse moonshots — we celebrate them with reckless enthusiasm as your portfolio takes flight.

📉 Market dips? We hold strong, like squirrels gripping JPEGs they don’t fully understand.

🚀 100x? That’s just the starting point. We’re chasing absurd gains with absolutely no exit strategy in sight.

So go ahead — deposit your belief (but not actual currency, please) and become part of the Retardo Reserve.
No licenses. No rules. Just unapologetic vibes.

Welcome to the Bank of Bad Ideas.

At $WELLS RETARDO, we believe every chaotic meme coin deserves a shot — no matter how absurd, unhinged, or completely irresponsible it may be. Can’t code? No problem. Wallet emptier than your soul? Even better. If your coin idea sounds like it was dreamed up in a basement full of expired energy drinks… we might just fund it. Up to 5 SOL in launch capital for approved degenerates. No credit checks. No resumes. Just vibes, memes, and a donkey named Donk who handles approvals with his hoof and a wink.