💰 $WELLS Meme Coin Launch Financing

Up to 5 SOL for Approved Degens

Because your bad idea deserves a chance.

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Want to launch the next big meme coin but your wallet looks like a desert?

No problem. WELLS RETARDO has your back.

We now offer Launch Financing for New Clients — up to 5 SOL to kickstart your unhinged crypto masterpiece.

Here’s how it works:

1. 💡 You pitch us your meme coin idea

(Yes, even if it's $TOES, $MILKME, or $FROGBOSS69.)

2. 🐴 The Donk reviews your application

He doesn't check credit scores — he checks vibes and banana levels.

3. 🚀 If approved, we launch the coin for you

We’ll deploy your token, fund the dev wallet, and give it life on Solana.

4. 💼 You get your funds

After the project hits a pre-agreed market cap, we release your slice of the dev wallet. (No moon, no money.)

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🔐 What you get:

Token deployed on Solana

Dev wallet setup

Initial liquidity and basic branding

Up to 5 SOL worth of fuel to get your meme dream moving

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All fueled by WELLS. All dangerously unserious.

Apply now. Impress the Donk. Regret nothing.