$WELLS Meme Coin Launch Financing – FAQ
Welcome to the Launch Pad of Lunacy.
You’ve got the worst idea in crypto? We might just fund it.
At $WELLS, we believe every meme deserves a moonshot — even $MILKFEET69.
Here’s everything you need to know about how to get up to 5 SOL for your meme coin dream:
Top 20 Questions & Answers
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1. What is $WELLS Meme Coin Launch Financing?
A meme-fueled launch pad for degens. We fund up to 5 SOL to help you launch your own coin — dumb name and all.
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2. How much can I get?
Up to 5 SOL in support per approved project. Just enough to ruin your reputation and maybe make you rich.
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3. Do I need experience launching tokens?
Not even close. We’ll deploy your token, fund the dev wallet, and help you get started. You just provide the meme.
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4. What kind of meme coins get funded?
Ones that are funny, shareable, viral, and mildly unhinged. If your project makes us laugh or say “why tho,” you’re in the running.
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5. How do I apply?
Fill out our application in the Telegram pinned message or through the Launch Financing section on this site.
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6. What happens after I apply?
The Donk reviews your idea and vibes. He doesn’t read spreadsheets — he reads chaos.
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7. How do you choose which projects get funding?
Originality, meme-ability, and gut instinct. If it could go viral on accident, we’re interested.
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8. What chain are coins launched on?
Solana. Because we like speed, low fees, and the fact that half of crypto Twitter is already here.
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9. What does WELLS provide exactly?
Token deployed on Solana
Dev wallet setup
Initial liquidity
Basic branding
Up to 5 SOL in launch funds
Emotional damage control (limited)
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10. Do I get the 5 SOL up front?
Nope. You get it after your coin hits a pre-agreed market cap milestone. You moon, we release.
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11. What happens if my coin flops?
You’ll still have bragging rights, a token on-chain, and a great story for your next launch. No shame in the meme game.
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12. Is there a fee to apply?
No fees. Just raw ambition and an internet connection.
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13. Can I apply again if I get rejected?
Yes. You can apply again with a revised pitch or a brand new meme coin idea. Persistence is bullish.
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14. Can I launch anonymously?
Absolutely. Degens love masks. Your coin can be a ghost in the Solana machine.
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15. How long does the approval process take?
Typically 24–48 hours, depending on how many bananas the Donk eats that day.
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16. What’s the catch?
No catch — just the expectation that you actually try. If you rug immediately, we’ll publicly shame you in Comic Sans.
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17. Can I have a team or co-founder?
Yes. Bring a team, a meme partner, or a sentient AI frog. We fund concepts, not just individuals.
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18. What if I already have a token but no funding?
You can still apply. We’re open to late-stage degeneracy too.
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19. Can I still qualify if my idea is really dumb?
If it's dumb and marketable — you’re in the sweet spot.
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20. What’s the biggest tip for getting approved?
Make your idea:
✔️ Funny
✔️ Catchy
✔️ Shareable
✔️ Dumb in a smart way
Bonus: Add a logo, tagline, or pitch deck made in MS Paint.
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💼 Ready to Apply?
👉 Head to the Telegram or click the Apply Now button on the homepage.
Pitch the Donk. Get the bag. Launch your legend.
Because your bad idea deserves a shot.
