The Merchant
Volume 1 Issue 3
Beatam Domini Nativitatem atque annum novum faustum felicem.
MARCH 2023
The Mt. Carmel basketball team wears 100-year old St. Cyril College uniforms amidst jersey shortage. How does their new look favor them on the court? Read more...
James McCormac '25
The near destruction of the State Championship trophy that we all care and love. How was it broken, and fixed? Read more...
Leonard Siegal '25
The wrestlers at Mount Carmel ate more than they should have this past Thanksgiving. Could this be used for good? Read more...
CGPM To Lengthen Seconds So School Clock No Longer Drifts
Arthur Krug '24
The CGPM has decided to fix the school clock drifting problem commonly experienced at Mt. Carmel. Read more...
Mr. Glonek Makes Army of Mini “Grinches,” Plans to Steal Christmas
Andrew Stanislawski '25
After the return from Thanksgiving break students in Mr. David Glonek’s science classes noticed something different in his room. Read more...
Mrs. Emma Norise
I've been getting a lot of requests for help from my students recently, and decided to write back to some of the young men who asked for my help. Read more...
Christos Dimas '25, Matt Malloy '25
Matt Malloy interviews Christos Dimas following a very rigorous grammar test in Mr. Baffoe's class. Read more...
Other News
SCHOOL'S XMAS TREE ONE OF HUNDREDS CUT DOWN FOR OBAMA LIBRARY
OUR LADY OF MT. CARMEL SETS CHRISTMAS BREAK OUT-OF-OFFICE EMAIL REPLY FOR INCOMING PRAYERS
JESUS REQUESTS VEGAN BIRTHDAY CAKE THIS YEAR
FACULTY SECRET SANTA JUST HODGEPODGE OF STATIONERY, BOOZE