The Merchant

Volume 1 Issue 2

Satira grati sumus.

NOVEMBER 2023

Christos Dimas '25, Matt Malloy '25

The long-time cross country coach has taken his running capabilities to the extreme, as some might say he is similar to Forrest Gump. Read more... 

Mount Carmel students have found a new way to boost their scores in classes through the caffeine phenomenon called Pre-Workout Read more...

One Thursday afternoon, Mr. Nolan forgets to announce Division, leading to mass panic and confusion during the 6th to 8th passing period. Read more...

With the recent midterm election ending, Mr. Kieran Kellam, a U.S. Government and U.S. History teacher, has been inspired to throw his hat into the ring and enter the race for the presidential election. Read more...

The Mount Carmel lunch line has created an Illinois state-wide potato shortage because of the high french fry production necessary to satisfy hungry students. Illinois farmers are having trouble keeping up with demands. Read more...

Coach Mark Antonietti is determined to start a few new sports and activities for Mount Carmel students. Read more...

MC students often host shadows, and some more than others. Host students have banded together to demand pay and healthcare for their services to the school. Read more...

Gas prices remain high in the Chicago area- how are the MC students handling the increasing cost? They've turned to their very own lunch line to provide them the fuel they need. Read more...

Other News

MC STUDENTS PREPARING FOR UPCOMING PARKING TEST

CARAVAN SCORES MORE FANTASY POINTS THAN CHICAGO BEARS

MS. NORISE RELEASES ANNUAL LIST OF MOST GENTLEMANLY WONDERFUL MEN OF CARMEL ANGELS

COACH KAMMHOLZ PROVEN TO HAVE SAVED 5,000+ LIVES DURING YEARS AT SECURITY DESK