AMERICAN STUDENT CUTS CLASS 

 & ABANDONS OWN GRANDMOTHER 

A certain selfish American student, ho is privileged enough to come to our school on a scholarship, seems to be giving nothing back to honor this.

When she is in class, she always appears distracted, gossips and puts off other students ho are trying to learn. In addition to this, her attendance rate must be one of the lowest in the school. What she spends all her time doing, one can only guess, but what we can be certain of is that is has nothing to do with the curriculum. Her selfish and uncaring nature is only highlighted by the cruel treatment of her own Grandmother. Recently over from the USA, she now languishes in a lonely hospital bed. It is now weeks since she was admitted and her only Granddaughter and has only visited a handful of times.

This kind old lady has given up her own life to raise this student and this is how she repays her? Selfish, moody, and rude. She seems to offer nothing to our school or our society at large.

Until next time - Jack Jackal signing off.

 SWEETIE MOVES  

Never before have i known of a headteacher getting so badly owned. I'm pretty sure that pranks are played on teachers, but this one really takes the biscuit.

Last week at the trial, a video of Mr Sweet linedancing made an appearance on the big screen. Seeing him doing those moves, getting sweaty and dancing like a cowboy instantly made him 50% less scary, which to be fair wasn't very scary in the first place!
What makes this event even more funny, was the fact that it was broadcast to so many people and in such a formal setting! The air was pretty thick but that video cut though it like a knife through butter. His face was a picture and if anyone has a photo of that moment, please send it in and we'll put it up here on the site.