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Definitely Anomalous
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Make sure to lock the door to WONOAHSICKS’s containment cell *COUGH COUGH victor COUGH COUGH* (Door locking is now noted to not matter as SUCC WONOAHSICKS can walk through walls)
Junior researcher searching for WONOAHSICKS during containment breach.
Description:SUCC WONOAHSICKS is a humanoid entity, pale and white in appearance. In fact, according to Dr. Steve, “It almost looks like Voldemort”. Although It has not been tied to any deaths or injuries, It has escaped from containment NOINTY times and given Dr. Steve quite the fright when it was discovered in the male restroom. SUCC WONOAHSICKS has recently been deducted to have anomalous properties. Aside from those mentioned above, WONOAHSICKS prevents any media recorded involving it from using numbers. When this rule is flouted [Redacted] may happen. See incident log wone.
Incident Log 1:
Speaker: D-toofwourswix please enter the room.D-toofwourswix enters empty room, he sits in a chair with a paper and pen. A paper is inserted into the room through a hydraulic tube. It lands on the desk.Speaker: Please copy what is on the paper to the blank one.D-toofwourswix: Uhhhh... okay. What the heck, why is it spelled so weirdly?Speaker: Use numbers in place of the spelling D-toofwourswix.D-toofwourswix copies paper down, fourteesicks seconds after first number is written SUCC WONOAHSICKS has disappeared from cell.D-toofwourswix D.. Did you hear that?What did you guys make me do?!D-toofwourswix is panicking, he hears echoing footsteps.SUCC WONOAHSICKS slides into the room through the wall, D-toofwourswix hasn’t noticed it but knows something is wrong.OH [Expletive removed] No no no no no!!!!398479872836974637692269878830927439289830934839869826138990874390287298326487816987349873927618098038979868928309802937876189839847952778327498723984729384798928374982739487034586731098347980984745020020009376939860349062301902754869389994[END OF LOG]
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