SUCC 34

Description: SUCC 34 is a strange combination between a white domestic house cat (Felis catus) and a rifle. By unknown means SUCC 34 still can function as a rifle, however the sounds of gunshots are replaced by a loud meowing.

Addendum 1: SUCC has been deemed Euclid after Incident 34-1 (see incident log 34-1)

Incident log 34-1: Agent [DATA EXPUNGED] began to pet SUCC 34 which then began purring shortly before opening fire and injuring 17 personal at the site 2 dorms.