SUCC 62

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SUCC 62 is currently uncontained. Destruction of new SUCC 62 instances is a top priority.

Description: SUCC 62 is the designation given to a multiplying potato. Instances of SUCC 62 will split in two, somehow retaining the original mass. Instances of SUCC 62 multiply at a rate of approximately once per minute. Without swift intervention on the SUCC foundation’s part, 62 would have multiplied past the point of return, quickly causing an XD-Reality ending scenario. Fortunately, MTF “Irishmen” were in the vicinity, and swiftly consumed a large amount of SUCC 62.