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Object class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SUCC 341 is to be kept in a 10x10x5 meter concrete cell. No personnel should enter the room unless given permission by an 0-5.
Description: SUCC 341 is a regular loaf of bread in appearance, however when exposed to it, many have suffered extreme cognito-hazardous effects. (see incident log 1.)
Note: SUCC 341 is extremely dangerous, thus far 378 personnel have been affected by it, keep yourself safe by avoiding contact.
Incident Log 1
Speaker: D-478 please enter the cell.(D-478 enters and is standing in a room with a loaf of bread on a pedestal)Speaker: Please eat a slice of SUCC 341.D-478: Is there any butter I ca-Speaker: Eat it.D-487: Bruh that’s nasty.... You know what, fine. Still better than a prison sentence.(The cell door shuts, locking D-487 in the cell)D-487: Okay guys, that’s too much. What do you want, me to eat the whole loaf. I’ll do it.Speaker: Please shut up.D-487: I gonna do it. Even without butter, I’m gonna eat this whole loaf of bread. I will, you can’t stop me.(D-487 continues to eat the entire loaf)D-487: Man that was good. I’m still kinda hungry though. You guys got any more.(D-487 begins to pick up a faint scent of bread, somewhere in the facility. Despite there being at least a mile and several concrete walls between them)D-487: There’s bread in the lunch room isn’t there. Haha. Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!(D-487 raves madly about obtaining bread then charges through the concrete wall, uninjured. He then proceeds to kill the entire kitchen staff including Dr.[REDACTED] and brings the bread back to his cell. He then stacks the individual slices all around him and begins to cry)D-487: I have obtained the bread, but at what cost? *Sobs* Google Sites
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