sometimes my brain becomes brain soup and doesn't care
this can be fun (unless i have something i need to do), since i dont need to give a shit about what comes out of my halfwit pie hole
(Apr 27, 2023)
yknow sometimes when im tired my thoughts devolve into
(pointing at cat) "point. point. point."
and
hehe cat
thats probably just my autism or its just down syndrome
one or the other
1/2
or maybe both/2
maybe half
wait thats literally just 1/2
but what if quarter
1/4
but then each one takes up 2
so 25% is better
1/2=50%
but how would 25%
half of one and none of the other
or is it not evenly divided
35% autism
15% down syndrome
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what the hell is down syndrome
(starts humming only human by jonas brothers or whoever)
[this information removed for privacy] blank blank blank, blank, blank, blank, blank blank blank blank, blank
can you guess what the blanks are
hint they not all the same thing
just mindbrain them into being blank a b c d e f h i j k l m n ñ o p q r s t u v w x y z and make sure to pronounce in spanish
(starts humming flashflood by romeo void)
wjat the fuck is a blue sky social
mr blue sky
blue sky mine
blue sky animation
sony pictures
gerald ford
(Oct 19, 2023)
currently watching jolly play throuogh superliminal in a very sleep deprived state and i really relate to it quite a lot [please see this video to know what im talking about, plus this video gives a very good example of what im like with sleep deprivation melty brain]
sleep deprivation can be fun
because you dont have to give a shit
hehe cat
its like that
theres no reason to care
tell your friend you think someone else in the group is pretty cute [main article: DC Trip]
who gives a shit
not me
wander around making stupid conversation with yourself
why not
do whatever
you have no reason care
(Jan 6, 2023)
im hewezheblubeldbriejrhkeekedldjfb right now because of tired brain (not marijuana)
...
i may be talking like "cats are pretty cool. whaaus... whys that thing, the uh, the clear thing, between the red things? why is it clear when the red things are red? chmsl (center high mounted stop light). why is it clear? what are the blue things... in the area? hehe, cats. you ever hear of like yo! noid? its pretty weird, its like dominos and the one guy with the games cares about it or something. hey cat, stop reenacting the music video for hyperactive! by thomas dolby." but im not on drugs i swear
that's just how I jomble
(Jun 7, 2023)
my brain has ceased all function
1
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my brain is casualdejeckyl soup
i cant get a drivers license until November because i didnt get a temp until april or may
fuckin
shoulda gotten that shit last October when i was first able to
now I'm gonna have to ride the bus next year [factually inaccurate, busing stops after 10th grade] and that fucking sucks
like
everyone else gonna be driving while im over there on the bus like aaaaAAAAA
fuckin
gonna have to deal with other people (people i know) at the bus stop instead of the no one ive been enjoying being there
what do you mean you dont know what a backhoe is
ficklin fuckhhdjaoa
online pictionaryb players wario wii u scott eric sam Scott's stash mr fuck snakes godless abomination ferris wheel ween ocean man daytona beach Florida backhoe bokoen1 lazy suzan munch's scream game & wario soup skis mcgee man kfc here fried chicken fuckery
that last quote paragraph unquote looks like a list of tags and keywords or whatever
being gay isnt your choice its mine youre gay now
I wish that was how that works
fufn fact worchester sauce was invented when whambaster lea and slamjekyll perrins were inspired to create a sauce based on their journey through the marianas trench [factually inaccurate, Lea and Perrins were hired by an English pervert in the county of Worcester to duplicate a sauce he tasted while traveling through the Marianas Trench] and the sauce was fucking atrocious but you still bought it
does this look like a deranged rambling yet
verifiably false display of talents
ive seen the future and it was fucking terrifying scott the woz was wearing a polo
(Aug 26, 2023)
just went on a drive and my brain is running like a computer at startup
17 billion things are trying to open at once and like memory usage doesn't feel 100% but the program with all the interesting things i saw and how to describe them is taking a fuckingn long time to open, doesn't help that ive been double clicking it the entire time so it's working 12 times harder than it needs to
like as im trying to articulate the words in my mindbrain other shit keeps opening up like the lyrics to macho man by the village people or a random scott the woz quote
just fuckin
telepathy damnit
where's the road sign, lighting technology, urban, photography, and nighttime enthusiasts with passing interests in Oktoberfest, school buses, and homosexuality at
my brain boils down to this
but with the consistency of scrambled eggs
[replying to earlier message by me] penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis fuckingu hdheirjkwhd eid doroahr thwbrhen there aaaa octkpefyest happening but i can't fint any FUCKIHN imagds to picture it ans i cant fucking or fijrfhehe sjrjdjevd e ill throw this phone in fuckin twenty ruhtGaYhSGdvhdzhhHHEGRUDHEIRVJDHEUDBZ fGHSN ducjmfi FUJxhdjkxk FUCK
im not paid nearly enought o deal with thiogrsd tg7dtgfni.i hk;vjztuhweklqrncy8o`mb,o
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(Mar 15, 2024)
my brain is melty me bananas
critical thimking shut off 3 hours ago
me and my brother were saying shit like "skibiti rizz in ohio poppys playtime freddy not funkin at amogus 3am reation time just like me frfr no cap bussin" because both our brains are liquid
thats what happens when the brain content filter is turned off
(Apr 23, 2024)
can you take it all the way
â jnternet
from the hinterlands
E3 2010
E4 4020
4
memorial gift shop
memorial capitalismo
new jersey success story
...
cities skylines 1 ambulance sound
fire department valvoline
oh hey its sum 41
is that hit indie death metal band smash mouth
laptop abuse is an unserious problem that no one should care about
b i g c h e e s e
starship troopers
startroop shippers
ultra markers clean class washpack able crayola
this opinion is sponsored by amc theatres
all star but as a hard rock song
povertusa
baker
Pennsylvania Turnpike
Federal Triangle
windows 95 but as a concept
multi level markets
fear not mills
raven conspiracy
thievery corporation
the future sound of london
boards of canada
April 7, 1991
Twizzler™ on the roof
what is george orwells real name
patrick stewart
ryan reynolds
or
steve buscemi
wrong! its david hasselhoff
...
whoever organizes the most jamborees before i emo scream "THE HERO WILL DROWN" wins [file]
act now, lest the state of your resolve makes you quickly devolve to a fundamentalist
...
my Anacostia dont
(Jun 3, 2024)
im tired
so its laugh at anything hour
for example
like why the fuck do you need a spike roller
its just fuckin spike rolley machine
the fuckin fish driving it
what is that god damn mechanism
its just so ridiculous
You are listening to hit 1983 synth-pop & new wave song "Send Me an Angel" by Real Life when, all of a sudden, 24 karat Criss Angel shows up at your door. Before you have time to think, he breaks the door down and grabs your bin of incriminating documents, demanding money or he will "spill the beans and also give the documents to the FBI". How much money will you give to him? You cannot simply kill him, because he has already used his telekinesis to transmit the documents to an undisclosed location, where they will be automatically uploaded should you not give in to his demands. Also, if he dies, he will mindfreak you to death from beyond the grave.
i dont need modernity in my tax documents, i need ANSWERS, and this five o'clock shadow ain't gonna help.
Alvin Trivialpursuit and the Superfluous Super Superconducting Super Super Super Collisiony Contemporated Collider (SSSSSSCCC)
why do they call it cinnamon and not cimmanon or synonym or synopsis or scoliosis or oven or loveland or chipi chipi chapa chapa dubi dubi daba daba magico mi dubi dubi boom boom boom boom or h
back in my day, we didn't pledge allegiance to no "united states of america", we pledged allegiance to our county.
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of Butler County, Ohio, and to the second-level administrative division, for which it stands, one county, under the state, invisible, con lustron and judicial misconduct for all."
ode to the effects of lithography
oh no! not my 1930s bee physics! what ever will i do now?
people always say "denial" but they never ask "how nial?"
food for think
portable vs non-portable vs potable vs non-potable sauce
oh is that right, mr tenpenny threeshoes?
proto-kroger
grape nuts
polygamy
Stinky Stinky Mr. Fuck
Dr. Cuck
Mustard-Gas Yellow™
Wendy's
Criminal Misconduct
Guantanamo Bay
i am sending a cryptic message that, when deciphered, means absolutely fucking nothing
John Lennon
Jon Lemon
JoJ LeL
J
soos
yeh
woæh
me and michael
solid as they come
woæh
Kangaroo Court
in an open-ended parenthetical, i wouldn't care about that
remember in 1984 when Winston said "its 1984ing time" and 1984ed all over the place? easily the best moment in the book
i will give you a bicarbonate of soda
through your FUCKIN WINDOW
windows
™
of the Microsoft variety
Stick 'Em Up by Quarashi
ah fuck i dont even need to go via czechoslovakia
blue balls (herr's bkue cotton candy balls)
brutalmoose
you cant say that
dont say that
springfield va
why dont we call death "evacuating from oneself"
example:
"Wow, if I was a little more brazen, the anti-aircraft missiles on top of the New Executive Office Building, located at 725 17th St NW, Washington, DC 20006, could've forcefully evacuated me from myself!"
programmite - one who is a programmer
programmite - one who is of a program
programmite - one who follows programming
pro-grahamite - one who is in favor of the mineral grahamite
pro-grahamite - one who is in favor of grahamites (people who follow the ideas of sylvester graham)
[rhythm heaven fever ringside intro]
[battleblock theater music]
(high pitched voice) "cual es tu nombre?"
[cut to duke nukem]
(duke nukem voice) "brawlhalla"
[heavy metal guitar]
(off-screen) "ˢᴴᵁᵀ ᵁᴾ ʸᴼᵁ ˢᵀᵁᴾᴵᴰ ᴹᴼᴼˢᴱ!"
why do they call it hidden drive and not hidden valley
p
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insert cash or select payment type
n
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remember kids, if a multiplication problem claims to be famous rapper LB "Rizz" Jizzrespect, run away and scream as loudly as you can, as former US president Lyndon B. Johnson died over 50 years ago, meaning that either A: the multiplication problem is lying and is actually a division problem, or B: Lyndon B. Johnson has been resurrected; neither of these are good.
stanley steamer the new richmond beamer
nintendogs + cats
nintenjerry + dogooders
micro center
macro periphery
reported some stupid 12 year old on Twitter for whvdidndodnsosbsidb and they actually suspended them or some shit
first and last time twitter has been based
you cant see it but i have massive fucking air quotes around "based"
the quotes are so huge they had to be broken up and shipped by barge from Montana through the panama canal and to the indus river valley civilization and back to Central Ohio where they got a police escort down I-71 which must havs been boring as hell just so i could use it in this fuckery
mint
you can squeeze any image over any other image and have the first image with the correct proportions as long as the size isnt √-1
why the hell are you hiking through the hinterlands to piss at st basil's cathedral
i have a riddle for you:
what is stupid where everyone is smart, but is smart where everyone is stupid?
that's right, a me! you're fucked!
"𝅘𝅥𝅮 Enjoy life, have some fun, come down to Kenwood Mall 𝅘𝅥𝅮"
if you wanna be politically correct, it's technically Kenwood Towne Centre
but where's the fun in that?
it would seem that turning right is the new hip cool thing to do at exit 15
a miniature miata is just an ant
john stone and the flight path of dr bowel
currently stalling a virtual f-16 into the ohio river (river kwai)
after the late Donald Trump comes the early 2 Donald 2 Trump: Tokyo Suffers
for some reason theres a lockland and a loveland very close to each other and its a little confusing
next youre gonna tell me theres a lovelock, locklove, landlove, landlock, lovelove, landland, locklock, land, love, land, hand, stand, no handlebars, and chipi chipi chapa chapa dubi dubi daba daba magico mi dubi dubi boom boom boom boom
i was gonna put a series of messages of interactions with "SomeHelper", a discord bot that doesn't exist and is just me having a back and forth with myself
but it's hard to translate to google sites
and also it was just a little weird and depressing
summer 2022 was rough
https://discord.com/channels/733841574743638078/733859966636785686/1002682247708684368 there you go if you want to read
its a little funny sometimes, like the part where it starts dc trippin' or the soup incident
https://discord.gg/RkdXEnswrt invite to server
though do be warned of required nda agreeance