SomeExistite's Nonsense Jamboree

Columbia Bridge

(Discord - 2025/10/16)

approach 1

approach 2

this thing [Columbia Bridge, Hamilton, OH]

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[i realize in hindsight that I could've used D15-1 signs for some of these. also that it's not important to note the columbia bridge existence. and that really you dont necessarily need much of anything.]

approach 1

turns stupid shitty signs to less shitty ones, arrow per lane diag on right, bigass direction sign on left with specific destinations for each lane, below is variant what is more small, though for this i'd like to see the approach 3a sign in action as well

[i have since realized that this gantry has been mcfucking murdered since 2019, so youd need to replace it]

approach 2

opposite side of intersection from approach 1. the lane google is driving in is now not exist. same situation with columbia bridge turn lane destination sign as approach 1. the bastards at hamilton didn't give me a good place to put better left and straight movement signs so this is the compromise i came up with

approach 3a

this is what approach 1 and 2 onto the columbia bridge would see. old imagery because the metal gantry fell the fuck down in like 2013. new signs would reestablish the gantry (the concretes are still there). lets the lane know it goes to south b st only ahead.

approach 3b

next sign assembly after approach 3a. signs as shown. no comments.

approach 4

another columbia bridge lane situation like seen on approach 1 and 2. arrow per lane on right.

approach 5

the columbia bridge lane situation is crazy. left lane is the lane trucks use, either because trucks aren't allowed on neilan blvd a little south of the bridge, or because tight curve with no trailer room in the right lane. for lane destinations version, left side info is more tight than similar sign in approach 4 to fit truck lane words. other signs self explanatory.

approach 6a

it's approach 6a. columbia bridge crossing from approach 4 and 5.

approach 6b

metal gantry reestablishment.

extra A

additional signage for thru traffic

extra B

even more signage for that, including a better way of saying the left lane goes to millikin st. now that i think about it, please pretend the r3-5a straight only is an r3-6 sign (shown below)