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2 Fun 2 Fact: can you tell i like system of a down (payment)

Random Quip(s): (various quotes from Wow! It's Made! [YTP of How It's Made by DaThings] recited from memory)

• jerky might be an english mistranslation of jerky

anina

its thought that beef jerky may be meat

beef jerky is no longer a food

its now a popular fruit snack

tobias puts beef in a slicer

and landon cuts them into thin strips of identical width

for sweeter flavors, they use smokery

whereas for more savory or flavory flavors, they use mosquitos

the jerk can boast a shelf life of five to seven hours

• most commercially made paper is made from paper 

aaaAaaaAAAA

paper is made from wood, trees, and paper

chemicals 

slals

SLALS

• once he stops being a lazy little pinhead, he makes a miniature grandfather clock

no effort!

• oh picture picture were gonna show how people make zippers

the making of bourbon

birb

bourbon whiskey is made by magic

sus

• you can remove the girl from the metal

however, you cant remove the metal from the girl

phew, they have been solidly fused

• this delorean is a raRerare relic from the 9080s

its beyond repair

but one question remains

will it car?

theorists say yes

• (my love)

(your eyes have never been so bright)

(radiating through the night)

this is channel 69

nice

(oh they burn in you)

(my heart...)

• at the quarry, they avoid the rocks

instead, they locate stone

• the alcoholic vaper rises up

they roll the barrel into a multifunctional bathroom

pulp pulp poyulp

• a sauna isnt even an impartant port of everyday life

• the team sprays mp3 paint, giving it a lossy finish

if you can afford one of these, youre a living meme

you can go eat a concrete sandwich

yachts take wealthy people on voyages of inconvenience

the crew cuts out holes for the crew cuts

(hello, hello again!)

• wow train locomotives are significantly more important than id have thought

the larger trains on the left are passenger trains designed primarily for speed [points towards ac4400cw aka csx mc freight train mcgee], while the smaller yellow trains on the right are pissenger trains designed primarily for pee, for the peein' market

sayter sayter alternator

• the pills are crushed by dr phil

• its appeal dates back to the old testament

when jacob trades a pot of lentil soup for a simple tin opener

soup soup just eat the contents