being mindfreaked to death
spilling beans
insert cash or select payment type
thank you / for shopping / at meijer
grill-off with ultrakill
captions thrive in the darkness of line 21
do not accept gifts from Margaret Thatcher because she will take the opportunity to privatize you
system of a down payment
becoming non-linear
the congressional equivalent of taking hostages
Like corn, but plastic!
pro bono
hold on there, jethro!
becoming a cow again
"It would soon prove that even Michael Jackson would have it better that decade than Alien Ant Farm, and he DIED."
i thought it was a turkey! i swear to god!
lost in the sauce
allergic to mountains
paisano
the only state with two words
at war with eastasia
at war with eurasia
revengaboys
rick swave
huge chaves
rumpleschnopskins
"Play Has No Limits" is a registered trademark of Sony Interactive Entertainment Inc.
coin operated
Twizzler️ on the roof
any laptop cpu is upgradable with enough confidence
pepperidge farms remembers
there are very few phrases that should scare you more than "for-profit university"
now with Lock-On technology
i got pretenditis
its a dog; its got four legs, a mouth
how get in car? just f it, right-- oh you cant f me in the a !!
chickens made my suspension
riding a motorcycle face first into the Styx tour bus
meeting jeremy dewitt to buy a motorcycle used in at least 16 felonies
nyork new york
snailing then im dieded
holy vsync batman
the water is wet inside the tunnel
what road is this? Saks Fifth Avenue
jombling my joobles
checking my pocket clock
running into the chaum trees
i will give you a donkey on a motorcycle
never forgetti lisa spaghetti
zip-up greenhouse dexters lab
oh its a joke alright
ringaling a ding ding 911 ringaling a ding ding ding
instaquamos
toothless in wapping
my crime symbol will be pennies
yeah chump, its really a tear gas bomb!
mr plunderer and his peons piss off past the prosperous party, but batman's bat plane bursts out of his butt
calling the reverse police
lame comic book villains are ten pennies a dozen
wisconsin grilled cheese
the GREEN is coming
the baked agave fiber is completely fucking destroyed
newman o's, what the fuck?
each dough circle goes into a pan to bake for elevendy minutes at a bajillion degrees
the pies are stabbed.
how much flour? i dont have to tell you.
♪ "And your face reveals the world / And all the things you could have seen / It’s all the same, you’re all insane" ♪
♪ "This time, no love is what I need / But I want to want to learn / I want to want to learn" ♪
♪ "A taste of life, you've never tried" ♪
♪ "In the rain, in the sun / Everybody needs someone / They can dream of all night long" ♪
on a road to nowhere
sending the heart police to put you under cardiac arrest
live from the staples center
its never too late to reinvent the bicycle
not sick but not well
what is love? (baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more)
authorized bone choir
oh great, hassle
i think we're out of circulars
theres more to it than customers; theres service
im not too sure how to shoe that
i think a pound should do it. yigh.
no problem, mrs. bergbergberg
i need to corrow your bar
the vent honk rink strip
Most commercially made paper is made from paper. AAAAAA Paper is made from wood, trees, and Paper. Chemicals. slaals SLAALS.
going for a tiffany tumble into a bernie sanding drum
So Arby's says it has rear beef? It's true! It's the rear deal!
for sweeter flavors, they use smokery, whereas for more savory or flavory flavors, they use mosquitos
once he stops being a lazy little pinhead, he makes a miniature grandfather clock. no effort!
at the quarry, they avoid the rocks. instead, they locate stone.
soup soup just eat the contents
she's up all night 'til the SuS
no thoughts / head empty → noughts / hempty
the creerc
now im an amp
itS A FISH
you know what i like about gex? consistency
inconsistency is a fun quirk of gex
"Go die in a whoring accident!"
touching base
metal and ethnic slur factory
Hey, it's me! I just gotta TOUCH BASE WITH YOU! AAAGGGHHHH! It's Time to TOUCH BASE!
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now sponsored by Dell, but only the business/enterprise division, not the shitass consumer division
now sponsored by RCA's likeness
this is why im not a sniper
voted jake of the year by jake magazine
keep your grubby hands away from my flesh wound
locked in the ford dealership... again
corn bean bean dip
if my pants have two holes in them, why are three parts of me tired?
sorry, cant go, having a comfort contest and right now im winning
the cheezit man has become a member of the government of new zealand
its hard to fold mustard in half
sherky nerfballs
smarmalade
time makes fools of us all, charlie brown.
you're all being convinced to commit treason by a 2d cartoon bird?
do you think cheeses have a class system?
remember that white pigeon from 2010-2011? that was me.
everything is wan (wide area network)
every clock has to unclock
what is a shark, but a man persisting?
if im floating away, why is it on *your* lion carousel?
einstein mall: "get in loser, we goin brain shopping"