being mindfreaked to death
spilling beans
flying too close to the sun
i dont need modernity in my tax documents, i need ANSWERS, and this five o'clock shadow ain't gonna help
ˢᴴᵁᵀ ᵁᴾ ʸᴼᵁ ˢᵀᵁᴾᴵᴰ ᴹᴼᴼˢᴱ!
insert cash or select payment type
thank you for shopping at meijer
toothless in wapping
authorized bone choir
download the post-modern era!
good luck remembering that you're a fully featured character and not just a one time party foul
grill-off with ultrakill
hypoallergenic cat
carbureted warming oven
hazardous lights
varsity drag team
oh dont worry about them they're just off in bumblefuck pennsylvania shoving a turkey down someone's throat
iGofur - Experience the hills of southern Kentucky
bean simulator 27
captions thrive in the darkness of line 21
aqueous bathing spray
how to become get?
do you measure time with a tape measure or a thermometer?
do not accept gifts from Margaret Thatcher because she will take the opportunity to privatize you
system of a down payment
assuming can openers
adamthewoo.com
remember: do NOT play in traffic, it is UNSAFE.
What he isn't, sir, is there.
secret? you got signs all over town, assclown!
GRAB YOUR FEET! TOUCH YOUR TOES! YMCA!
the bushes are big and scary!
the bushes are really real!
i got pretenditis
its a dog; its got four legs, a mouth
how get in car? just f it, right-- oh you cant f me in the a !!
chickens made my suspension
riding a motorcycle face first into the Styx tour bus
meeting jeremy dewitt to buy a motorcycle used in at least 16 felonies
nyork new york
snailing then im dieded
holy vsync batman
the water is wet inside the tunnel
what road is this? Saks Fifth Avenue
jombling my joobles
checking my pocket clock
running into the chaum trees
i will give you a donkey on a motorcycle
never forgetti lisa spaghetti
my crime symbol will be pennies
yeah chump, its really a tear gas bomb!
mr plunderer and his peons piss off past the prosperous party, but batman's bat plane bursts out of his butt
calling the reverse police
lame comic book villains are ten pennies a dozen
♪ "And your face reveals the world / And all the things you could have seen / It’s all the same, you’re all insane" ♪
oh great, hassle
i think we're out of circulars
theres more to it than customers; theres service
im not too sure how to shoe that
i think a pound should do it. yigh.
will this cis customer be back again?
are you you?
no problem, mrs. bergbergberg
i need to corrow your bar
take the l without debate
the e stands for e-a-r
the vent honk rink strip
zip-up greenhouse dexters lab
traversing french alleyways
♪ "This time, no love is what I need / But I want to want to learn / I want to want to learn" ♪
filmed on ravioli
NEMA toads
becoming non-linear
the congressional equivalent of taking hostages
♪ "A taste of life, you've never tried" ♪
Most commercially made paper is made from paper. AAAAAA Paper is made from wood, trees, and Paper. Chemicals. slaals SLAALS.
Like corn, but plastic!
oh its a joke alright
pro bono
hold on there, jethro!
its never too late to reinvent the bicycle
becoming a cow again
"It would soon prove that even Michael Jackson would have it better that decade than Alien Ant Farm, and he DIED."
"Go die in a whoring accident!"
in charge of the kilobytes
going for a tiffany tumble into a bernie sanding drum
what in the rime of the ancient fuck is that?
JESUS CHRIST, THEY HAVE THAT NOW?
making friends with the paneling
preforming hardware defenestration
i thought it was a turkey! i swear to god!
lost in the sauce
allergic to mountains
this one gets a lot of hate, mainly because it's bad
So Arby's says it has rear beef? It's true! It's the rear deal!
touching base
paisano
on a road to nowhere
♪ "In the rain, in the sun / Everybody needs someone / They can dream of all night long" ♪
the only state with two words
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at war with eastasia
at war with eurasia
sending the heart police to put you under cardiac arrest
live from the staples center
ringaling a ding ding 911 ringaling a ding ding ding
wisconsin grilled cheese
the GREEN is coming
revengaboys
not sick but not well
rick swave
huge chaves
rumpleschnopskins
metal and ethnic slur factory
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what is love? (baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more)
itS A FISH
coin operated
Twizzler️ on the roof
the baked agave fiber is completely fucking destroyed
newman o's, what the fuck?
the pies go into the oven for elevendy minutes at a bajillion degrees
the pies are stabbed.
how much flour? i dont have to tell you.
for sweeter flavors, they use smokery, whereas for more savory or flavory flavors, they use mosquitos
once he stops being a lazy little pinhead, he makes a miniature grandfather clock. no effort!
at the quarry, they avoid the rocks. instead, they locate stone.
soup soup just eat the contents
pretending to have a good taste in music
any laptop cpu is upgradable with enough confidence
Hey, it's me! I just gotta TOUCH BASE WITH YOU! AAAGGGHHHH! It's Time to TOUCH BASE!
you know what i like about gex? consistency
inconsistency is a fun quirk of gex
pepperidge farms remembers
there are very few phrases that should scare you more than "for-profit university"
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"pick a number one through four" -"sssseven"
oh watch a tommy phil here
wigwam'd out of it
the ponzi schemes took me out
in deadend last
oh waki- joaquin phoenix
tell the stewards, and tell them to stewart petty my nuts
buggs has painted-on hair
throwback to twenty-thousand seven
who wants carbonara sauce
instaquamos
wisdom is the way to... and they all were idiots
this is what happens when you try to go into the future
we're all horses in this race