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BONUS FUN FACT: i just found out what blinkies are and i downloaded 120 of them
its a crime against god but its currently broken and i want to fix it
yes
i know one song (the river) and i like it
story of my life
despite how fun it seems, i dont really wanna get drunk or high because im already impaired enough as is