OH, I'D KILL FOR A GOOD COMA RIGHT NOW.
THE ONE WITH THE BEAR SHEETS
Okay, so it doesn't always have bear sheets.
CLOSEST TO THE COFFEE MAKER
It also has a lovely view of the side yard, where the deer wander through in the morning. If you're lucky, you'll see a grouse, and if you're really lucky, you'll see one of those asshole blue jays trying to steal some other bird's nest. Or maybe our bear!
MOST SECLUDED
The lower-level bedroom offers the most privacy, and has its own bathroom.
LOFTY ASPIRATIONS
The loft sleeps three in twin beds, but can accommodate another five people in pull-out beds.