Republic of Large Economic Geographic Orders

The United Imperium of the Republic of the Large Economic Geographic Orders or RLEGO is a massive, highly populated nation, ruled by Supreme Imperator Sovieton Commiechev with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 678 Trillion Legons are ruled without fear or favor by a dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sovietgrad. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous RLEGO economy, worth 40,994,000,000,000 Soviet Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 43,637 Soviet Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, Ultranational Communism has been named as the RLEGO's national ideology, they have called Legons the superior Lego race, and the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The RLEGO's national animal is the Soviet Tri-Wing Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.