Digress: Verb. What Bob does on this website, FAR TOO MUCH, but the really cool people keep coming up to me, and telling me just how DAMN MUCH they enjoy finding and reading all my stupid shit. This usually occurs after midnight on any given night, usually AFTER Nov 15th in any given year, because why NOT wait until the last frikkin minute to update the website???
meece: Noun. NOT a proper one mind you, but a silly one. Plural of mouse. Seriously, you should now by know that I actually DO connect all the damn dots. And no, that was not dexlysic. It's only there to see how many of you catch it on the first read.
meeces: Noun. A superset of meece. Colloquially known as either a shit ton or a metric shit ton of meece. Note: NOT to be confused with meese, which is the plural of moose.
mouse: Noun. I could care less if it's a proper one or not. The way mom stomped on them, I'm thinking they are just scary nouns. Small aminals that eat cheese, peanut butter, and die horrible, yet quick, deaths if they venture into most houses. Live happily in barns. Destroy Bumble Xmas decorations just because Bob bought one. That sums it up well enough for this website... Sometimes Mighty or Danger-ous, but most of you young kids won't know WTH that even means... Few of you old kids will even know Danger? I am having way too much fun tonight. I should go sleep...