Dec 3rd emails!  Well, 1 email.....

From Ron, and YES this is real ( I'll show you the email if you don't think so.  You owe me a drink if you call me on this!  ) :

First, I have a bone to pick with you. I’ve had to change my underwear twice because I keep peeing my pants from reading your website (prostate was removed in 2017 so it happens!)

Second. My high school yearbook quote was a Led Zeppelin lyric ( “Good times, bad times, you know I’ve had my share”) so I’m all for the Led Zeppelin hour. Can we add Metallica ? AC/DC?

Third. nothing pisses me off more than people who don’t pick up their dog poop (a close second is dogs in stores)

We look forward to meeting you- hopefully this weekend - and pick out a beautiful tree

Ron, you may pee yourself while I dance horribly with you.   You may also suggest Metallica youtube vids.
So be it.  Merry Xmas!!! 
After this email, I'll dance with you. ( OLD joke, me dancing... )  We might have to force my wife and your, perhaps, existing other to go along with it. 
So be it.  ( THIS is why I make this website what it is.  So folks pee themselves laughing...   OK, it's more for the LAUGHS than the pee...  My Story.  Sticking to it, etc... )