OK, today there ARE some changes for this year Still the same old funny crap later... Yet still my peculiar brand of humour from the start!
It seems more people are just leaving their dog shit on the ground.
SO, a FRIENDLY REMINDER. READ THIS PAGE, lest we NO LONGER ALLOW foolalaling DOGS.
VERY FEW THINGS PICK/TISS me off as much as that 1 customer looking me in the eye as they take their five year old kids' coat off, halfway up the back field, because their kid just laid on the ground for a photo with the tree, and got a load of SOMEONE ELSE' foolalaling dog crap on their kids coat!!!!! ( I think I got the ' correct there, but I'm not sure. I'm sure the wife will correct me. Or one of you will... )
PLEASE READ BELOW and obey.
( And ma'am, sorry for your childs' coat. All stupid funniness aside, that is BS. PLEASE do come back. )
CLEAN.
UP.
AFTER.
YOUR.
foolalaling.
DOG.
ALL OF YOU, or you'll ruin it for everyone.
See below about the deer poop and your dog.
It's funny. ( And YES, THAT Apostrophe DOES belong there... just sayin' )
OK, back to the old stuff...
Damnit, I had SUCH GREAT FRIKKIN, FUNNY ( well *I* thought so ) content on the poo page, hell.
There was also some great stuff about NOT touching the electric fence around all the fields,
JUST IN CASE no one remembered to turn it off.
Uncle Fester, light bulbs in mouth, etc.
Maybe go look in the Archives section? IDK.
Now I gotta write it all up again.
Until such time, here is the skinny.
And if THAT bothers you, here is the fat:
Pets MUST be on leash, or you will be required to leave.
Not asked.
REQUIRED.
TO.
LEAVE.
No Discussion.
Cops called.
We're not dealing with the liability, you are.
Just please don't put us in a situation, right? Serious, and thank you in advance!
Now for something completely stupid...
Poop
If your pet poops, clean it up.
Is this so hard to understand?
There are buckets around the farm, on the major walkways, for you to put petpoop in.
Litter
Just FYI, those buckets will ALSO HOLD empty CUPS, snot rags, and any other garbage that you feel it is JUST FINE to leave laying about in the fields.
For everyone else to enjoy.
Now that YOU have YOUR tree, and are gone. Merry xmas to all!
Seriously, wth do YOU care if other people see your garbage in the fields? You're done, right? Merry Xmas!!!!!
Please just clean up after yourself and your pets.
( Can you tell how much garbage I pick up every day whilst sauntering merrily through the fields? )
( I must admit, since I put up this rant in 2024, I saw VERY LITTLE garbage left by folks.
THANK YOU ALL. )
Yeah, there is deer poop in the fields, but we're not cleaning that up every day.
Deer poop smells like lilacs, etc, etc, etc, and if your pet eats it, they'll puke in your car, so just watch WTH your poopy pet does, OK?
Deer poop adds to the ambiance of the farm.
Your dogs poop does NOT. (Add ambiance, that is... )
Seriously, just do the right thing with your ( Poopy ) pet. And yourself.
Thanks!