Warm Revenge

Warm Revenge by Gabirellie Park

Eli was mad. He had been bored all morning after his mommy had made him go play outside. He had finally dawdled over to a new garden, only to get yelled at by the neighbor lady for stepping on the plants. What was so bad about a couple crushed flowers? After pouting for a bit, Eli had a genius idea. While the neighbor lady took phone calls, he wandered into her laundry room and took a potty break. Who said revenge was best served cold? In this case, revenge was best served in a nice, warm dollop of poo.