1700 / 5pm
Front of room - Deviant & Renderman
Deviant: intro/disclaimer (5-5:10)
Reminder about photo policy
What is church of wifi
We are mocking everyone/everything
Leave if you want it's ok, really, bar is open
First 3 rows may get wet
Explain the Alexis Park Rug
Stories about the bride or groom that can be shared publicly
Wedding Ceremony Starts (5:15-5:45)
Nicole enters - walked up by both mom and dad
Religious (wifi) kickoff bit
Hacker family toast
Raise a glass for departed friends long past and more recent
Explain white russians are a traditition despite current world situation
Prattle on about love/marriage
ramble, dive into how elon musk is terrible whatever
Give the rules for shenanigans
vows
Explaination of first reading
Brad first
Then Nicole
exchange rings TBD ring bear/monkey
handcuff & exit
dustin: logistics for guests (5:45-6:00)
bar/food now and where
games now and where
DJ dancing & photobooth starts in X (probably an hour)
chillout area in this room
sign the guestbook by which we mean roll of craft paper with markers. Make it memorable
Enjoy yourself