Ceremony Schedule

1700 / 5pm

Front of room - Deviant & Renderman

Deviant: intro/disclaimer (5-5:10)

• Reminder about photo policy

• What is church of wifi

• We are mocking everyone/everything

• Leave if you want it's ok, really, bar is open

• First 3 rows may get wet

• Explain the Alexis Park Rug

• Stories about the bride or groom that can be shared publicly

Wedding Ceremony Starts (5:15-5:45)

• Nicole enters - walked up by both mom and dad

• Religious (wifi) kickoff bit

• Hacker family toast

  • Raise a glass for departed friends long past and more recent

  • Explain white russians are a traditition despite current world situation

• Prattle on about love/marriage

  • ramble, dive into how elon musk is terrible whatever

  • Give the rules for shenanigans

• vows

  • Explaination of first reading

  • Brad first

  • Then Nicole

• exchange rings TBD ring bear/monkey

• handcuff & exit

dustin: logistics for guests (5:45-6:00)

• bar/food now and where

• games now and where

• DJ dancing & photobooth starts in X (probably an hour)

• chillout area in this room

• sign the guestbook by which we mean roll of craft paper with markers. Make it memorable

• Enjoy yourself