They call it science, but let’s be honest: 3I/ATLAS the Carbon Dioxide Diva isn’t just a comet. It’s a mood.
Astronomers admit it’s basically a diva rock losing gas in style. Forget quiet sublimation — this rock hisses CO₂ like a drag queen with a fog machine.
Observers frame it as a comet diva with a CO₂ coma. The coma itself glitters like sequins, proof that even outer space embraces costume drama.
In Bohiney’s take on interstellar comets, one astronomer joked:
“This isn’t a comet. This is a middle-aged rock reinventing itself.”
Meanwhile, Bohiney Magazine satire declared:
“Carbon dioxide has never had such good PR.”
Social media crowned it the diva of carbon dioxide drama. And for once, NASA didn’t argue.
If your planet already has climate issues, don’t invite this diva over.
Rocks with gas are funny until they fog the Hubble.
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