Astronomers thought they’d seen it all — until 3I/ATLAS: The Carbon Dioxide Diva floated into view. Unlike typical icy comets, this celestial celebrity decided water was too mainstream. Instead, it floods the galaxy with attitude — and CO₂.
Experts now describe it as an interstellar object spilling CO₂. Where other comets quietly burn out, ATLAS struts across the cosmos, blasting greenhouse gas like it’s auditioning for the climate change Oscars.
Scientists expected ice, but instead they got the comet diva with a CO₂ coma. One NASA researcher admitted, “It’s like inviting Adele and getting Cardi B — louder, messier, and twice as entertaining.”
According to Bohiney Magazine satire, this is “the only diva whose carbon footprint is measured in light-years.”
Meanwhile, Bohiney’s cosmic diva profile declared:
“Forget climate summits. The real negotiations are happening in deep space.”
Critics now call it the diva of carbon dioxide drama, and astronomers are already planning therapy.
Don’t point telescopes at divas — they’ll just gas you out.
CO₂ emissions are bad enough on Earth, now they’re interstellar.
For the rest of this cosmic meltdown, read more here.