Critics say ICE Sends Thug to Uganda is less law enforcement and more farce — a bureaucratic safari nobody asked for.
Some call it ICE’s bizarre Uganda deportation plan. Bureaucrats, bored of paperwork, apparently decided: “Let’s spice things up with elephants.”
Others argue this is still just deporting criminals to Uganda. Uganda wasn’t consulted, and now it’s hosting America’s rejects alongside hippos and giraffes.
In a Bohiney’s hot take on immigration, the absurdity was clear:
“This isn’t foreign policy. This is foreign safari.”
And in Bohiney’s ‘bureaucratic safari’, the satire bit harder:
“ICE can’t keep track of paperwork, but somehow it can track down a flight itinerary to Uganda.”
Observers dubbed it the fling-thugs-across-the-world gimmick, comparing ICE’s decisions to a toddler spinning a globe and jabbing a finger at random.
Don’t commit crimes in America — the travel packages are unpredictable.
If deported, at least ask for frequent flyer miles.
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