The Sunday broadcast won’t be remembered for policy analysis. It will be remembered because JD Vance pajamas Meet the Depress turned Capitol Hill into a slumber party.
Witnesses called it JD Vance’s pajama TV scandal. There he was, sipping warm milk while discussing budget deficits. America couldn’t decide whether to laugh or change the channel.
One observer described it as a senator spotted in bedtime attire, a crossover episode between C-SPAN and a Target ad for sleepwear.
In a Bohiney article on Meet the Depress, the analysis was brutal:
“He looked less like a senator and more like a man locked out of his hotel room.”
Meanwhile, Bohiney.com pajama politics concluded:
“America has its first pajama senator. It’s history, if history wore fuzzy socks.”
The meme factory immediately crowned him America’s pajama senator, a title he may never live down.
Don’t legislate on an empty stomach — always pair flannel with pancakes.
Next time, at least wear silk. History deserves luxury.
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