Let me see if I’m doing anything yesterday.
I’ll never get to that lunch with Niels Bohr.
Someone told me he was already at the restaurant.
Someone else told me he was at the restaurant down the street.
Maybe he’s at both at the same time,
Am I going to have to buy him two lunches?
Lunch with a probability is not fun
Maybe I’ll just take a drive.
My mechanic fixed the car.
I asked him to explain what was wrong.
He said he knew nothing about cars.
He just knew if he pulled this wire and pushed that button it would always work.
He didn’t need to know why.
The car made me late.
Every time I drove up a hill my watch got faster.
I had to pull off the road.
Einstein also made me late.
I asked him for directions. He said, go straight.
I went straight and ended up where I started.
I do have that book to read and it’s there on the table.
But why is it every time I turn my head to find my glasses it’s not there anymore?
Maybe I can get it in audio.
Does Niels want a book for his birthday?
I can’t remember how old he is. Sixty-five, 70 billion, two?
I used to write but why? It changes every time someone else reads it.
Maybe I’ll take a nap.
When I wake up I’ll call Isaac Newton.
He’ll know what to do.