Flight Kilig
Flight Kilig
By: Bryan Emmanuel Bugas, Lourd Jomel Eduarte, Jamil Mabandis, Rihana Eri Salinas
Characters:
Celia – OFW fangirl and squammy
Leo – Posh/mayaman actor, calm,and polite
Joey – Flamboyant, overprotective gay manager, mataray
Aira – Maldita girlfriend of Leo
SCENE 1 – BOARDING: “OMG SI LEO MY LOVES?, CELIA, BREATHE, BREATHEEE”
INT. AIRPLANE – DAY
Celia walks down the aisle carrying a backpack, earpods in, thinking about home and her family. She freezes mid-step when she sees LEO with AIRA and JOEY. Her eyes bulge, almost dropping her boarding pass.
CELIA (V.O.):
Oh my God… Diyos mio… si Leo! Si Leo mismo! Ang gwapo… ang aura… ang panga… ang mapungay niyang mata, ang gwapo ng mukha mo, hay! Jusko Lord, totoo ba ito?
She bends down to pick it up. Joey notices and flares dramatically.
JOEY:
HEP,HEP,HEP! At ano ang gagawin mo? Hindi ka pwedeng basta-basta na lang lumapit sa alaga ko.
CELIA:
(flustered, squeaky)
Ah… sorry po Sir…Ma’am… I’m… fan lang po…
LEO:
(smiling politely) Hi. Are you okay?
CELIA (V.O.):
OMG… kinakausap niya ako… Leo…my labs… ahhhh… kalma self, kalma…
AIRA:
(eye roll, maldita)
Fan na naman… Grabe, ang samutsaring tao sa aisle namin…
CELIA (V.O.):
Fan na naman. (Imitating Aira’s words). Ang arte naman ng babaeng hunyango na to? Sino ba ito sa buhay ng lalabs ko?
SCENE 2 – TAKEOFF: “KILIG + TURBULENCE = HEART ATTACK”
INT. AIRPLANE – TAKEOFF
Celia adjusts her seat, glancing nervously at Leo. Small turbulence shakes the plane. She gasps.
CELIA (V.O., squeaky):
O-M-G… ang bango niya… grabe… Celia, breathe… breathe…
Joey notices her staring again and storms over like a dramatic telenovela.
JOEY:
Hoy! Ano yan Dai?! Parang gusto mong sakalin ang alaga ko sa kilig?!
CELIA:
(flustered)
Ah… hindi po… hindi lang po ako makapaniwala…
LEO:
(smiling, posh)
It’s okay. Relax. Enjoy your flight.
AIRA:
Babe, Don’t talk to her na lang kaya.
CELIA (V.O.):
Babeee? As in…Babe…may jowabels ang Leo lalabs ko?Jowabels niya ang babaeng espasol na ito? I can’tttt. (Crying in her mind).
SCENE 3 – APPROACH: “FANGIRL STRUGGLE”
INT. AIRPLANE – MID-FLIGHT
Celia tiptoes toward Leo while he adjusts his seat. Joey immediately blocks her path, flaring arms like a diva.
JOEY:
Tigil! Aisle blocked! Ang alaga ko hindi basta-basta nalalapitan ng fan!
CELIA:
Ah… sir… pwede… I… I just…
LEO:
(calm, posh)
Hi. You’re a fan, right?
CELIA:
Yes po… I love all your movies… Grabe po… ang galing…
AIRA:
(rolling eyes, maldita)
Joey, hey! Stop her kaya. She’s nakakainis na.
JOEY:
(overprotective)
No way! Dumistansiya ka, Iha!
CELIA (V.O.)
Mas nakakainis ang kartehan mong babae espasol ka!
Leo raises an eyebrow and smiles. Celia melts, legs wobble like jelly.
SCENE 4 – “PHOTO MOMENT WITH LEO MY LALABS”
INT. AIRPLANE – AFTER TAKEOFF
Leo whispers to Joey. Joey sighs, stepping aside. Celia approaches, shaking like she ran a marathon.
LEO:
Would you like a photo?
CELIA:
Talaga? Yes po.
CELIA (V.O.):
Ang aking hearttt…Ang bango ni Leo.
Quick selfie. Celia squeals, almost drops phone. Joey clutches his chest dramatically.
JOEY:
Okay! Tapos na, iha. Return to your seat na Leo.
AIRA:
Finally. Peace restored.
CELIA (V.O.):
Oh Diyos ko… mahabaging langit…nahawakan ko siya? I talked to him… grabe, my heart… Celia, kumalma ka…kalma.
Leo smiles politely, Aira rolls eyes, Joey mutters dramatically, Celia wobbles in her seat.
SCENE 5 – AFTERMATH: HILARIOUS KILIG
INT. AIRPLANE – LANDING
Celia sits, still giggling uncontrollably. Joey glares from across the aisle. Aira glares but relaxes. Leo chats calmly with Aira.
CELIA (V.O.):
Grabe… ang gwapo… ang bait… Celia, breathe… breathe…
(pauses, looked at Aira)
Nakakainis talaga ang babaeng espasol na. Grabe naman kung makalingkis sa Leo lalabs ko. Hmppp!
Leo waves politely at Celia. She waves back like a complete fangirl. Scene freezes on her euphoric, exaggerated kilig.
FLIGHT ATTENDANT:
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your cabin crew speaking. We are now beginning our final descent into Ninoy Aquino International Airport. Please make sure your seatbacks and tray tables are upright, your seatbelts are securely fastened, and all electronic devices are either turned off or in airplane mode.
We thank you for flying with us today. On behalf of the crew, we wish you a safe and pleasant stay.
CELIA:
OMG… Landing na…Goodbye Leo lalabs…
AIRA:
Ughhh…finally
Leo waved at Celia and followed Joey.
CELIA:
Goodbye my lalabs Leo…hindi ko makakalimutan to. Best flight ever. Thank you, Lord!
END.