BATTLE HYMN OF THE YORK CROQUET CLUB
("Men of Harlech" eat your hearts out)
Yorkies roquet, then take croquet
Yorkies practice every strokey
Till they do them okey-dokey
Yorkies belt the foe.
Three ball breaks; sextuple peeling
Keep the opposition reeling
Till for Mercy they they're appealing
Yorkies belt the foe.
All pursuit we shake off
When we do a take-off
At a pinch we'll risk a bisque
But never do we cheat or take a rake-off.
Roll shots, Rush shots, Split shots, Stop shots,
Thirty metre roquets, even Pot shots,
We're the Avon Valley hotshots
Yorkies belt the foe.
Written by Les Gibbney 1985
Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill!