Post date: Feb 10, 2011 6:45:16 PM
Once upon a time, in the underground tunnels of Moscow, after the war, the earth was overrun with
Olim, in subterraneis cuniculis Moscovae, post bellum, terra obsidebatur
mutant unicorns with tails the size of trees. The air was poisonous and dry. With no houses standing,
monoceribus mutatis cum caudis magnitudine arborum. Aer erat venonosus et aridus. Nullis domibus stantibus,
the city had been destroyed. Suddenly, a giant wave of unicorns shot rainbows out of their horns. And all
urbs deleta erat. Subito ingens unda monocerum irides conjicit ex cornibus. Atque omnia
in their path became a rainbow. The dust became weapons and the unicorns changed into soldiers. The
in via facta sunt iris. Pulvis fit tela et monoceres mutaverunt in milites.
soldiers ate part of the sushi and, with the sushi having been eaten, they, becoming super-mutants,
Milites ederunt partem sushuum et, sushibus edetis, supermutantes
became all-powerful.
fiunt omnipotentes.
[Written in a group effort by Glenn Dayton, Jessica Gu, Adam Hersko-Ronatas, Damian Karis, Thomas Marsh, Matt Menning, and Nimai Plouffe]