One biker to another "I'll call you if I don't make it up the hill"
"If the non-profit thing doesn't work out, I can always fall back on a life of crime"
Dinosaurs aren't real, they all died.
Walking down Camels Back, "Uh, please don't die"
Playing tennis, "the loser has to go down on the other" "but if I lose, I don't have to cause I bought dinner"
You should come see my organ sometime.
No, no, he doesn't like anything, not even mommy's milk
Such a high concentration of adorable red-heads
I don't know why, I haven't had any narcotics since Friday
I don't know, I just smile like a crazy person
As long as you're wearing a Hannibal Lector mask.
Do you guys have bike... thing to raise the seat?
It was like heroin eyes was coming up to me in the parking lot
But I mean they'd have to be in your time zone
While I'm not a huge proponent of child abuse, I don't...