3 men decided to rob a bank
(as if banks have any money anymore, which might be a joke in itself).
Anyway, 3 men decided to rob a bank.
One was English, the second was from Scotland, and the third from Ireland.
They entered the bank, demanded all the money, stuffed the cash in 3 large bags,
and rapidly left the bank running down the street.
Alas, their getaway route was discovered and they were chased by the local police.
Seeing that the police were gaining on them,
the 3 ducked into a local Pub and quickly each one hid in the sac that he was carrying.
Soon, the door to the pub opened and the police entered.
Looking around they saw a few locals sitting at the tables and at the bar but didn’t see the robbers.
They did see 3 bags over in a corner, however, and went over to inspect them.
Arriving at the first bag in which the Englishman had hidden,
a policeman kicked it gently
and from within the bag came the sound: ARF ARF WOOF WOOF.
Going to the second bag in which the man from Scotland was hiding,
the policeman kicked it
and from within came the sound: MEOW MEOW MEOW
Finally, going to the third bag, in which the Irishman was hiding,
the policeman kicked it
and from within came the sound: POTATOES POTATOES POTATOES
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