Corny Jokes

A friend sent us this collection of Corny Jokes about eggs. 
We thought you would want to experience them also.

How do you know the Easter Bunny is really Smart?
Because he's an egghead

Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Eggplants.

What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
He was eggspelled!

Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter Eggs?
She had to call an eggs-terminator!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Becasuse it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

What kind of bunny can't hop?
A chocolate one!

Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!

Why was the little girl sad after the race?
Because an egg beater!

How do bunnies stay healthy?

Why won't eggs go out at night?
They don't want to get "beat up"

Why couldn't the Easter egg family watch T.V.?
Because their cable was scrambled

What do you call a mischevious egg?
A practial yolker.

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