Bible Quiz

A friend found this information in a Newspaper (The Chattanooga Times Free Press).
It was apparently compiled by the writer, Lisa Denton.  Some of these are a hoot.

So with that by way of explanation:  Check out these funny "one liners"

Q:  Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A:  Noah.  He was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation

Q  Did Eve ever have a DATE with Adam?
A.  No, just an APPLE

Q  Where was Solomon's Temple located?
A.  On the side of his head.

Q  Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A   When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Q  What excuse did Adam give to his children as to
     why he no longer lived in Eden?
A  Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q  How does Moses make his Coffee?
A  He brews  it

Q  Why didn't Noah go fishing?
A   He only had 2 worms.

Q  How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
A   By his NET income.

Q  Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
A.  Abraham.  He knew a LOT

Q  What animal could Noah not trust?
A   The Cheetah

Q What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A   Ruth-less

Q Which Bible character (other than Adam and Eve)
    had no parents?
A. Joshua, the son of Nun