Everyone knows (or we hope they do)
that there are 365 days in a year -- except for leap year and ...
well, sometimes knowing"how many days in a month" is kinda tricky
because different months and different years have differeing numbers of days.
There is a reason for that -- surely there is
but we won't delve into that right now.
Instead -- the thing we want to do now
is give you
and the intellectually challenged students of today --
who know how to play video games, watch sports, and ask Sirri for everything --
a short but helpful way to remember how many days are in each month.
Ready? Ok. Here goes. Memorize this:
30 Days hath September
April June and November
All the rest have 31
Except February alone which has 28.
There you have it -- short, simple, and sweet.
And now -- if you lose your handy dandy know everything cellphone --
you can still figure out how many days are in a month.
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