I've Got a Head Like a Ping Pong Ball

(Tune of William Tell’s Overture or The Lone Ranger)

I’ve got a head like a ping-pong ball

I’ve got a head like a ping-pong ball

I’ve got a head like a ping-pong ball.

Ping, ping, ping-pong ball.

Ping-pong, ping-pong, ping-pong, ping-pong,

Ping-pong, ping-pong, ping-pong ball

2^nd verse reverse ping-pong (pong-ping)

I’ve got a head like a pong-ping ball

I’ve got a head like a pong-ping ball

I’ve got a head like a pong-ping ball.

Ping, ping, pong-ping ball.

Pong-ping, pong-ping, pong-ping, pong-ping,

Pong-ping, pong-ping, pong-ping ball.