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Andrew Braslow
Countable Hours
Anthony Collora (Commissioner)
Valdosta State Blazers
Anthony is a 2005 graduate of the University of Michigan in Economics. Growing up in Evanston, IL, he returned to Illinois after graduation and now lives in Chicago with his girlfriend, Rebecca. He roots on Michigan football, and like many UM football players, enjoys MTV reality shows such as Laguna Beach and 8th & Ocean. In his spare time, he is the Commissioner of a College Fantasy Football league.
Scott Bell
Sharad's Daddy
Scott is a friend of Sharad who remains a mystery to most of the league. The only official record we have of his existence is this blurry picture, and we all actually believe that Sharad may be playing as two people to stockpile young talent.
Andrew is an evil genius who graduated from the University of Michigan in 2005. He currently lives in Washington, DC, where he likes to listen to NWA, Snoop, and Backstreet Boys.
Bill Doernberger
Po' Pimpin
Billdo, as he likes to be called, graduated from Evanston Township High School in 2004. He likes to drink 40s while watching Harold & Kumar. He is the adopted son of Papa Adams.
Tom Edwards
Laboratory Terrorists
Tom graduated from Michigan State University in 2006 with degrees in chemistry and history. He currently is manufacturing even more deadly versions of several deadly viruses while pursuing a doctorate at Purdue University.
AJ Gorczyca
The Program
AJ is a graduate of Michigan State University with a degree in computer science. He is a mild-mannered 20-something who enjoys long walks on the beach, watching sunsets and the occasional gang-bang. If you are looking for him he can be found on the streets of Chicago helping old ladies across the street and rescuing kittens from trees.
Chris King
Victory Burrito
Chris remains a mystery to much of the league. According to Google, he owns a "Precision Components" company based in Oregon. They seem to sell parts to headphones, among other things. He also seems to be a big proponent of the 1st Amendment.
Sharad Mattu
Longwrench Jokers
Sharad graduated from Michigan in 2006 with a degree in Economics. He currently resides in the New York City facebook region. He is a huge Knicks and Jets fan, which I'm sure is working out well for him. This picture shows him rioting while pretending to be a Nets fan, hoping to move them to Brooklyn. According to facebook, he has no interests, no favorite music, and no recent activity.
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Kevin Newman
Newman's Nogdogs
Newman is a 2006 graduate of Michigan State University in Urban and Regional Planning and Public Policy & Administration. Newman didn't miss any home MSU football game's for a 12 year run that only ended recently when he took a job out of state, and is generally accepted to be the 3rd biggest MSU football fan in the world. He was a dark-horse candidate for MSU's head football coaching job - he got an interview and was featured in the Lansing State Journal. He currently lives in Chicago, IL.
Derek Wallbank
Holy Hand Grenade
Derek is an award-winning political journalist formerly of the Lansing State Journal, currently with Congressional Quarterly which, incidentally, does not print anything quarterly. Among his many titles are the MSU Fight Song Leader for the MSU Alumni Club of Maryland, president of the MSU RHA Alumni Association and senior editor of The Other Side of Spartan Sports, a Michigan State sports administration and fan perspective-focused news website founded by Kevin Newman. Derek is also probably the only person you know that can carry on a 15-minute conversation about mustard. That may or may not be a good thing.
Retired Coaches
Hamal Grant-Sullivan
Hamal, who is legally blind, can be seen outside of Duffy's Tavern with a Treo glued to his face. Half of the time he does not submit his rosters, because his phone runs out of battery and he fails to notice. This causes embarrassing moments such as when he realized he had left Heisman Trophy winner Tim Tebow on his bench for most of the 2007-2008 season. Hamal retired after the 2008 season.
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