History Revised 2012

REWRITING HISTORY 2012

by Gloria Merle Huffman

11/10/2012

(231 words)

Looks like a lot of history is going to be rewritten rather fast now.

My short list:

1. Gen. Petraeus is not being kicked out due to fundamental differences with Obama. He was simply seduced by an inconvenient affair that proved convenient.

2. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton agrees with Obama that "violent jihad" should be stricken from our vocabulary, but will not be serving during his second term because the Muslim Brotherhood violently objects to her gender.

3. Czars are the good guys.

4. Criticism of Obama is polarizing.

5. Criticism of Islam is a hate crime punishable by death.

6. Rich people have too many golden eggs in their nests. After their eggs have been redistributed and spent by other people, the old geese should be roasted to feed the poor.

7. People who do not have mental disconnect should be un-educated or shot.

8. People should be taxed so that their money can be redistributed to government salaries in Congress and the White House ... where leftist revolutionaries can finally pig out at the trough, too.

9. Meanwhile, your Social Security check will pay for all mandated expenses, minus food.

10. Anyone caught producing or enjoying satire will be institutionalized and medicated for not understanding the consequences.

11. If you laugh at anything on this list, your sense of humor will be stamped "Outdated as of 11/5/2012."

LOL!

© 2012 Gloria Merle Huffman

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