2012 HAC Draft
The 2012 HAC Draft was conducted as a live draft via e-mail that started on November 24, 2012 started after the NBA had started for its 2012-13 season due to a spontaneous urge to give another shot to the HAC. Thus, we embarked on another HAC shortened season.
Yet again, for the third straight season in the HAC, LeBron James and Kevin Durant were selected with the top two draft picks; LeBron drafted first overall, Durant second.
FIRST ROUND
1. F Lebron James (MIA) - Pap Smear Barbie
2. F Kevin Durant (OKC) - This Is Lintense!
3. G Chris Paul (LAC) - Hickory High
4. G Russell Westbrook (OKC) - Granny Dangers
5. G Dwyane Wade (MIA) - Detroit Bad Boys
6. F/C Kevin Love (MIN) - Long Shot
7. G Deron Williams (BKN) - The Big Deng Theory
8. G Kobe Bryant (LAL) - Lennay Kekua Is Real
9. F/C Al Jefferson (UTA) - Purple Drank
10. F Josh Smith (ATL) - Left Coast Gravity
11. G Rajon Rondo (BOS) - Donkey Crankers
12. G/F James Harden (HOU) - Latrell's Hub Caps
THIRD ROUND
25. F/C DeMarcus Cousins (SAC) - Pap Smear Barbie
26. G Brandon Jennings (MIL) - This Is Lintense!
27. G Stephen Curry (GS) - Hickory High
28. C Marcin Gortat (PHO) - Granny Danger
29. F Dirk Nowitzki (DAL) - Detroit Bad Boys
30. G Jrue Holiday (PHI) - Long Shot
31. C Greg Monroe (DET) - The Big Deng Theory
32. G/F Paul George (IND) - Lennay Kekua Is Real
33. F Danny Granger (IND) - Purple Drank
34. G Mike Conley (MEM) - Left Coast Gravity
35. F Rudy Gay (MEM) - Donkey Crankers
36. G Goran Dragic (PHO) - Latrell's Hub Caps
FIFTH ROUND
49. G Jeremy Lin (HOU) - Pap Smear Barbie
50. F/C David Lee (GS) - This Is Lintense!
51. F/C Chris Bosh (MIA) - Hickory High
52. F/C Tim Duncan (SA) - Granny Danger
53. G Steve Nash (LAL) - Detroit Bad Boys
54. F/C Zach Randolph (MEM) - Long Shot
55. G Monta Ellis (MIL) - The Big Deng Theory
56. C Roy Hibbert (IND) - Lennay Kekua Is Real
57. F Gerald Wallace (BKN) - Purple Drank
58. F/C Tyson Chandler (NY) - Left Coast Gravity
59. F/C Anderson Varejao (CLE) - Donkey Crankers
60. G Kemba Walker (CHA) - Latrell's Hub Caps
SEVENTH ROUND
73. G John Wall (WAS) - Pap Smear Barbie
74. F/C Nene Hilario (WAS) - This Is Lintense!
75. G Raymond Felton (NY) - Hickory High
76. F/C Byron Mullens (CHA) - Granny Danger
77. G Tony Parker (SA) - Detroit Bad Boys
78. G/F Wesley Matthews (POR) - Long Shot
79. G Isaiah Thomas (SAC) - The Big Deng Theory
80. F/C Andrea Bargnani (TOR) - Lennay Kekua Is Real
81. G Jeff Teague (ATL) - Purple Drank
82. F/C Carlos Boozer (CHI) - Left Coast Gravity
83. G/F J.R. Smith (NY) - Donkey Crankers
84. G Kevin Martin (OKC) - Latrell's Hub Caps
NINTH ROUND
97. G/F Evan Turner (PHI) - Pap Smear Barbie
98. G Jameer Nelson (ORL) - This Is Lintense!
99. G/F Michael Kidd-Gilchrist (CHA) - Hickory High
100. C DeAndre Jordan (LAC) - Granny Danger
101. F Michael Beasley (PHO) - Detroit Bad Boys
102. F Metta World Peace (LAL) - Long Shot
103. G/F Gordon Hayward (UTA) - The Big Deng Theory
104. F/C J.J. Hickson (POR) - Lennay Kekua Is Real
105. F Thaddeus Young (PHI) - Purple Drank
106. G Ray Allen (MIA) - Left Coast Gravity
107. G/F Gerald Henderson (CHA) - Donkey Crankers
108. C JaVale McGee (DEN) - Latrell's Hub Caps
ELEVENTH ROUND
121. G Lou Williams (ATL) - Pap Smear Barbie
122. G Brandon Knight (DET) - This Is Lintense!
123. G Derrick Rose (CHI) - Hickory High
124. F/C Nikola Vucevic (ORL) - Granny Danger
125. G Jason Terry (BOS) - Detroit Bad Boys
126. F Harrison Barnes (GS) - Long Shot
127. G/F Kawhi Leonard (SA) - The Big Deng Theory
128. C Robin Lopez (NO) - Lennay Kekua Is Real
129. G Avery Bradley (BOS) - Purple Drank
130. G/F Wilson Chandler (DEN) - Left Coast Gravity
131. G/F Mike Dunleavy (MIL) - Donkey Crankers
132. G Dion Waiters (CLE) - Latrell's Hub Caps
THIRTEENTH ROUND
145. G/F Dorell Wright (PHI) - Pap Smear Barbie
146. G Brandon Rush (GS) - This Is Lintense!
147. F Shawn Marion (DAL) - Hickory High
148. F Al-Farouq Aminu (NO) - Granny Danger
149. G Mario Chalmers (MIA) - Detroit Bad Boys
150. F Antawn Jamison (LAL) - Long Shot
151. G Luke Ridnour (MIN) - The Big Deng Theory
152. G Nate Robinson (CHI) - Lennay Kekua Is Real
153. G/F Tony Allen (MEM) - Purple Drank
154. F/C Brandon Bass (BOS) - Left Coast Gravity
155. G Ramon Sessions (CHA) - Donkey Crankers
156. G Rodney Stuckey (DET) - Latrell's Hub Caps
FIFTEENTH ROUND
169. F/C Jason Thompson (SAC) - Pap Smear Barbie
170. G Andre Miller (DEN) - This Is Lintense!
171. G Randy Foye (UTA) - Hickory High
172. G Alexey Shved (MIN) - Granny Danger
173. G/F Vince Carter (DAL) - Detroit Bad Boys
174. G Daniel Gibson (CLE) - Long Shot
175. F Carlos Delfino (HOU) - The Big Deng Theory
176. G Shannon Brown (PHO) - Lennay Kekua Is Real
177. G Devin Harris (ATL) - Purple Drank
178. G/F Brandon Roy (MIN) - Left Coast Gravity
179. G Aaron Brooks (SAC) - Donkey Crankers
180. G Jodie Meeks (LAL) - Latrell's Hub Caps
SECOND ROUND
13. G Kyrie Irving (CLE) - Latrell's Hub Caps
14. C Dwight Howard (LAL) - Donkey Crankers
15. F/C LaMarcus Aldridge (POR) - Left Coast Gravity
16. G Ty Lawson (DEN) - Purple Drank
17. F Carmelo Anthony (NY) - Lennay Kekua Is Real
18. F/C Al Horford (ATL) - The Big Deng Theory
19. F/C Serge Ibaka (OKC) - Long Shot
20. C Andrew Bynum (PHI) - Detroit Bad Boys
21. G/F Nicolas Batum (POR) - Granny Danger
22. C Marc Gasol (MEM) - Hickory High
23. F Paul Millsap (UTA) - This Is Lintense!
24. F/C Pau Gasol (LAL) - Pap Smear Barbie
FOURTH ROUND
37. F Anthony Davis (NO) - Latrell's Hub Caps
38. G Kyle Lowry (TOR) - Donkey Crankers
39. F Paul Pierce (BOS) - Left Coast Gravity
40. G/F Andre Iguodala (DEN) - Purple Drank
41. G Damian Lillard (POR) - Lennay Kekua Is Real
42. F/C Joakim Noah (CHI) - The Big Deng Theory
43. F Ryan Anderson (NO) - Long Shot
44. G Marcus Thornton (SAC) - Detroit Bad Boys
45. F Kenneth Faried (DEN) - Granny Danger
46. F/C Kevin Garnett (BOS) - Hickory High
47. G/F Joe Johnson (BKN) - This Is Lintense!
48. F/C Blake Griffin (LAC) - Pap Smear Barbie
SIXTH ROUND
61. C Brook Lopez (BKN) - Latrell's Hub Caps
62. G/F Jason Richardson (PHI) - Donkey Crankers
63. G Eric Gordon (NO) - Left Coast Gravity
64. F/C Amar'e Stoudemire (NY) - Purple Drank
65. F/C Glen Davis (ORL) - Lennay Kekua Is Real
66. F Klay Thompson (GS) - The Big Deng Theory
67. F Luol Deng (CHI) - Long Shot
68. F Ersan Ilyasova (MIL) - Detroit Bad Boys
69. F Andrei Kirilenko (MIN) - Granny Danger
70. G/F Manu Ginobili (SA) - Hickory High
71. F Danilo Gallinari (DEN) - This Is Lintense!
72. G O.J. Mayo (DAL) - Pap Smear Barbie
EIGHTH ROUND
85. C Omer Asik (HOU) - Latrell's Hub Caps
86. F Chandler Parsons (HOU) - Donkey Crankers
87. C Andrew Bogut (GS) - Left Coast Gravity
88. F Kris Humphries (BKN) - Purple Drank
89. G Greivis Vasquez (NO) - Lennay Kekua Is Real
90. F/C Nikola Pekovic (MIN) - The Big Deng Theory
91. G Mo Williams (UTA) - Long Shot
92. G/F Arron Afflalo (ORL) - Detroit Bad Boys
93. G Darren Collison (DAL) - Granny Danger
94. G/F Tyreke Evans (SAC) - Hickory High
95. F David West (IND) - This Is Lintense!
96. F/C Luis Scola (PHO) - Pap Smear Barbie
TENTH ROUND
109. F/C Derrick Favors (UTA) - Latrell's Hub Caps
110. F/C Chris Kaman (DAL) - Donkey Crankers
111. G/F Jared Dudley (PHO) - Left Coast Gravity
112. F/C Elton Brand (DAL) - Purple Drank
113. G George Hill (IND) - Lennay Kekua Is Real
114. C Jonas Valanciunas (TOR) - The Big Deng Theory
115. G Ricky Rubio (MIN) - Long Shot
116. C Samuel Dalembert (MIL) - Detroit Bad Boys
117. G/F DeMar DeRozan (TOR) - Granny Danger
118. F/C Al Harrington (ORL) - Hickory High
119. C Emeka Okafor (WAS) - This Is Lintense!
120. G Jamal Crawford (LAC) - Pap Smear Barbie
TWELFTH ROUND
133. G Danny Green (SA) - Latrell's Hub Caps
134. F/C Kevin Seraphin (WAS) - Donkey Crankers
135 G/F Trevor Ariza (WAS) - Left Coast Gravity
136. G Bradley Beal (WAS) - Purple Drank
137. F Carl Landry (GS) - Lennay Kekua Is Real
138. F/C Larry Sanders (MIL) - The Big Deng Theory
139. G Jason Kidd (NY) - Long Shot
140. G Jose Calderon (TOR) - Detroit Bad Boys
141. G J.J. Redick (ORL) - Granny Danger
142. F Hedo Turkoglu (ORL) - Hickory High
143. C Spencer Hawes (PHI) - This Is Lintense!
144. F/C Drew Gooden (MIL) - Pap Smear Barbie
FOURTEENTH ROUND
157. G/F Kyle Korver (ATL) - Latrell's Hub Caps
158. G Austin Rivers (NO) - Donkey Crankers
159. G/F Courtney Lee (BOS) - Left Coast Gravity
160. G Kirk Hinrich (CHI) - Purple Drank
161. F/C Tristan Thompson (CLE) - Lennay Kekua Is Real
162. F/C Bismack Biyombo (CHA) - The Big Deng Theory
163. G/F Shane Battier (MIA) - Long Shot
164. F Thomas Robinson (SAC) - Detroit Bad Boys
165. G Jordan Crawford (WAS) - Granny Danger
166. G Chauncey Billups (LAC) - Hickory High
167. F/C Marcus Camby (NY) - This Is Lintense!
168. F Marvin Williams (UTA) - Pap Smear Barbie