2001-02 FNBA Draft
Fake Nefariously Brilliant Aristocracy
2001 Draft
ROUND ONE
Pick Team Player
1 Trade Federation Siths C Shaquille O’Neal (LAL)
2 The Replacements F Chris Webber (SAC)
3 Mt. Kelly Yobbies F-C Tim Duncan (SA)
4 Monstarz G-F Vince Carter (TOR)
5 Mad Face Invasion F Kevin Garnett (MIN)
6 Quiet Storm G Kobe Bryant (LAL)
7 Southbridge Barhoppers G Steve Francis (HOU)
8 Hootie McBoobs G Jason Kidd (NJ)
9 The Meltdowns G Allen Iverson (PHI)
10 Ankle Breakers G-F Tracy McGrady (ORL)
ROUND TWO
Pick Team Player
11 Ankle Breakers F Dirk Nowitzki (DAL)
12 The Meltdowns F Karl Malone (UTA)
13 Hootie McBoobs G Gary Payton (SEA)
14 Southbridge Barhoppers G Stephon Marbury (PHO)
15 Quiet Storm F Shareef Abdur-Rahim (ATL)
16 Mad Face Invasion G-F Paul Pierce (BOS)
17 Monstarz F Antoine Walker (BOS)
18 Mt. Kelly Yobbies F Elton Brand (LAC)
19 The Replacements G Michael Jordan (WAS)
20 Trade Federation Siths G Ray Allen (MIL)
ROUND THREE
Pick Team Player
21 Trade Federation Siths F Michael Finley (DAL)
22 The Replacements G-F Jerry Stackhouse (DET)
23 Mt. Kelly Yobbies F Shawn Marion (PHO)
24 Monstarz F Glenn Robinson (MIL)
25 Mad Face Invasion C Dikembe Mutombo (PHI)
26 Quiet Storm F Antawn Jamison (GS)
27 Southbridge Barhoppers C Alonzo Mourning (MIA)
28 Hootie McBoobs F-C Jermaine O’Neal (IND)
29 The Meltdowns F-C Marcus Camby (NY)
30 Ankle Breakers G-F Jalen Rose (IND)
ROUND FOUR
Pick Team Player
31 Ankle Breakers F Lamar Odom (LAC)
32 The Meltdowns F-C Rasheed Wallace (POR)
33 Hootie McBoobs G Andre Miller (CLE)
34 Southbridge Barhoppers F Predrag Stojakovic (SAC)
35 Quiet Storm F Grant Hill (DET)
36 Mad Face Invasion F Keith Van Horn (NJ)
37 Monstarz C David Robinson (SA)
38 Mt. Kelly Yobbies G Nick Van Exel (DEN)
39 The Replacements F-C Clifford Robinson (DET)
40 Trade Federation Siths G Mike Bibby (SAC)
ROUND FIVE
Pick Team Player
41 Trade Federation Siths G Sam Cassell (MIL)
42 The Replacements F Jamal Mashburn (CHA)
43 Mt. Kelly Yobbies G Baron Davis (CHA)
44 Monstarz G Reggie Miller (IND)
45 Mad Face Invasion G-F Eddie Jones (MIA)
46 Quiet Storm F-C Antonio Davis (TOR)
47 Southbridge Barhoppers F Rashard Lewis (SEA)
48 Hootie McBoobs F Kenyon Martin (NJ)
49 The Meltdowns G John Stockton (UTA)
50 Ankle Breakers G Steve Nash (DAL)
ROUND SIX
Pick Team Player
51 Ankle Breakers F-C Theo Ratliff (ATL)
52 The Meltdowns G Allan Houston (NY)
53 Hootie McBoobs F-C Ben Wallace (DET)
54 Southbridge Barhoppers G-F Latrell Sprewell (NY)
55 Quiet Storm G Cuttino Mobley (HOU)
56 Mad Face Invasion G Jason Terry (ATL)
57 Monstarz F Antonio McDyess (DEN)
58 Mt. Kelly Yobbies G-F Wally Szczerbiak (MIN)
59 The Replacements F Danny Fortson (GS)
60 Trade Federation Siths F-C Brian Grant (MIA)
ROUND SEVEN
Pick Team Player
61 Trade Federation Siths C Vlade Divac (SAC)
62 The Replacements F Juwan Howard (DAL)
63 Mt. Kelly Yobbies G Terrell Brandon (MIN)
64 Monstarz F Toni Kukoc (ATL)
65 Mad Face Invasion G David Wesley (CHA)
66 Quiet Storm F-C Elden Campbell (CHA)
67 Southbridge Barhoppers G Larry Hughes (GS)
68 Hootie McBoobs F-C Raef LaFrentz (DEN)
69 The Meltdowns G-F Anfernee Hardaway (PHO)
70 Ankle Breakers G-F Bonzi Wells (POR)
ROUND EIGHT
Pick Team Player
71 Ankle Breakers F Darius Miles (LAC)
72 The Meltdowns F Scottie Pippen (POR)
73 Hootie McBoobs F Donyell Marshall (UTA)
74 Southbridge Barhoppers F Tom Gugliotta (PHO)
75 Quiet Storm G Jason Williams (MEM)
76 Mad Face Invasion G Derek Anderson (SA)
77 Monstarz G Darrell Armstrong (ORL)
78 Mt. Kelly Yobbies F Shane Battier (MEM)
79 The Replacements G Michael Dickerson (MEM)
80 Trade Federation Siths F Alan Henderson (ATL)
ROUND NINE
Pick Team Player
81 Trade Federation Siths G Damon Stoudamire (POR)
82 The Replacements G Richard Hamilton (WAS)
83 Mt. Kelly Yobbies G Michael Hicks (NY)
84 Monstarz C Michael Olowokandi (LAC)
85 Mad Face Invasion C Hakeem Olajuwon (TOR)
86 Quiet Storm G-F Ron Mercer (CHI)
87 Southbridge Barhoppers F Kurt Thomas (NY)
88 Hootie McBoobs G Jeff McInnis (LAC)
89 The Meltdowns F Dale Davis (POR)
90 Ankle Breakers F Tim Thomas (MIL)
ROUND TEN
Pick Team Player
91 Ankle Breakers F-C Kwame Brown (WAS)
92 The Meltdowns F Eddy Curry (CHI)
93 Hootie McBoobs F-C Lorenzen Wright (MEM)
94 Southbridge Barhoppers G-F Steve Smith (SA)
95 Quiet Storm F P.J. Brown (CHA)
96 Mad Face Invasion F Bryon Russell (UTA)
97 Monstarz F Austin Croshere (IND)
98 Mt. Kelly Yobbies F-C Nazr Mohammed (ATL)
99 The Replacements C Shawn Bradley (DAL)
100 Trade Federation Siths F Joe Smith (MIN)
ROUND ELEVEN
Pick Team Player
101 Trade Federation Siths F Clarence Weatherspoon (NY)
102 The Replacements F Mike Miller (ORL)
103 Mt. Kelly Yobbies F Ruben Patterson (SEA)
104 Monstarz G-F Doug Christie (SAC)
105 Mad Face Invasion G-F Morris Peterson (TOR)
106 Quiet Storm C Zydrunas Ilgauskas (CLE)
107 Southbridge Barhoppers C Calvin Booth (SEA)
108 Hootie McBoobs G Alvin Williams (TOR)
109 The Meltdowns G-F Glen Rice (HOU)
110 Ankle Breakers G Chauncey Billups (MIN)
ROUND TWELVE
Pick Team Player
111 Ankle Breakers C Patrick Ewing (ORL)
112 The Meltdowns F Eddie Robinson (CHI)
113 Hootie McBoobs F Stromile Swift (MEM)
114 Southbridge Barhoppers F Vin Baker (SEA)
115 Quiet Storm G Kerry Kittles (NJ)
116 Mad Face Invasion G Mitch Richmond (LAL)
117 Monstarz C Jahidi White (WAS)
118 Mt. Kelly Yobbies G Aaron McKie (PHI)
119 The Replacements F Rodney Rogers (PHO)
120 Trade Federation Siths G-F Corey Magette (LAC)