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2001 Draft

ROUND ONE

Pick Team Player

1 Trade Federation Siths C Shaquille O’Neal (LAL)

2 The Replacements F Chris Webber (SAC)

3 Mt. Kelly Yobbies F-C Tim Duncan (SA)

4 Monstarz G-F Vince Carter (TOR)

5 Mad Face Invasion F Kevin Garnett (MIN)

6 Quiet Storm G Kobe Bryant (LAL)

7 Southbridge Barhoppers G Steve Francis (HOU)

8 Hootie McBoobs G Jason Kidd (NJ)

9 The Meltdowns G Allen Iverson (PHI)

10 Ankle Breakers G-F Tracy McGrady (ORL)

ROUND TWO

Pick Team Player

11 Ankle Breakers F Dirk Nowitzki (DAL)

12 The Meltdowns F Karl Malone (UTA)

13 Hootie McBoobs G Gary Payton (SEA)

14 Southbridge Barhoppers G Stephon Marbury (PHO)

15 Quiet Storm F Shareef Abdur-Rahim (ATL)

16 Mad Face Invasion G-F Paul Pierce (BOS)

17 Monstarz F Antoine Walker (BOS)

18 Mt. Kelly Yobbies F Elton Brand (LAC)

19 The Replacements G Michael Jordan (WAS)

20 Trade Federation Siths G Ray Allen (MIL)

ROUND THREE

Pick Team Player

21 Trade Federation Siths F Michael Finley (DAL)

22 The Replacements G-F Jerry Stackhouse (DET)

23 Mt. Kelly Yobbies F Shawn Marion (PHO)

24 Monstarz F Glenn Robinson (MIL)

25 Mad Face Invasion C Dikembe Mutombo (PHI)

26 Quiet Storm F Antawn Jamison (GS)

27 Southbridge Barhoppers C Alonzo Mourning (MIA)

28 Hootie McBoobs F-C Jermaine O’Neal (IND)

29 The Meltdowns F-C Marcus Camby (NY)

30 Ankle Breakers G-F Jalen Rose (IND)

ROUND FOUR

Pick Team Player

31 Ankle Breakers F Lamar Odom (LAC)

32 The Meltdowns F-C Rasheed Wallace (POR)

33 Hootie McBoobs G Andre Miller (CLE)

34 Southbridge Barhoppers F Predrag Stojakovic (SAC)

35 Quiet Storm F Grant Hill (DET)

36 Mad Face Invasion F Keith Van Horn (NJ)

37 Monstarz C David Robinson (SA)

38 Mt. Kelly Yobbies G Nick Van Exel (DEN)

39 The Replacements F-C Clifford Robinson (DET)

40 Trade Federation Siths G Mike Bibby (SAC)

ROUND FIVE

Pick Team Player

41 Trade Federation Siths G Sam Cassell (MIL)

42 The Replacements F Jamal Mashburn (CHA)

43 Mt. Kelly Yobbies G Baron Davis (CHA)

44 Monstarz G Reggie Miller (IND)

45 Mad Face Invasion G-F Eddie Jones (MIA)

46 Quiet Storm F-C Antonio Davis (TOR)

47 Southbridge Barhoppers F Rashard Lewis (SEA)

48 Hootie McBoobs F Kenyon Martin (NJ)

49 The Meltdowns G John Stockton (UTA)

50 Ankle Breakers G Steve Nash (DAL)

ROUND SIX

Pick Team Player

51 Ankle Breakers F-C Theo Ratliff (ATL)

52 The Meltdowns G Allan Houston (NY)

53 Hootie McBoobs F-C Ben Wallace (DET)

54 Southbridge Barhoppers G-F Latrell Sprewell (NY)

55 Quiet Storm G Cuttino Mobley (HOU)

56 Mad Face Invasion G Jason Terry (ATL)

57 Monstarz F Antonio McDyess (DEN)

58 Mt. Kelly Yobbies G-F Wally Szczerbiak (MIN)

59 The Replacements F Danny Fortson (GS)

60 Trade Federation Siths F-C Brian Grant (MIA)

ROUND SEVEN

Pick Team Player

61 Trade Federation Siths C Vlade Divac (SAC)

62 The Replacements F Juwan Howard (DAL)

63 Mt. Kelly Yobbies G Terrell Brandon (MIN)

64 Monstarz F Toni Kukoc (ATL)

65 Mad Face Invasion G David Wesley (CHA)

66 Quiet Storm F-C Elden Campbell (CHA)

67 Southbridge Barhoppers G Larry Hughes (GS)

68 Hootie McBoobs F-C Raef LaFrentz (DEN)

69 The Meltdowns G-F Anfernee Hardaway (PHO)

70 Ankle Breakers G-F Bonzi Wells (POR)

ROUND EIGHT

Pick Team Player

71 Ankle Breakers F Darius Miles (LAC)

72 The Meltdowns F Scottie Pippen (POR)

73 Hootie McBoobs F Donyell Marshall (UTA)

74 Southbridge Barhoppers F Tom Gugliotta (PHO)

75 Quiet Storm G Jason Williams (MEM)

76 Mad Face Invasion G Derek Anderson (SA)

77 Monstarz G Darrell Armstrong (ORL)

78 Mt. Kelly Yobbies F Shane Battier (MEM)

79 The Replacements G Michael Dickerson (MEM)

80 Trade Federation Siths F Alan Henderson (ATL)

ROUND NINE

Pick Team Player

81 Trade Federation Siths G Damon Stoudamire (POR)

82 The Replacements G Richard Hamilton (WAS)

83 Mt. Kelly Yobbies G Michael Hicks (NY)

84 Monstarz C Michael Olowokandi (LAC)

85 Mad Face Invasion C Hakeem Olajuwon (TOR)

86 Quiet Storm G-F Ron Mercer (CHI)

87 Southbridge Barhoppers F Kurt Thomas (NY)

88 Hootie McBoobs G Jeff McInnis (LAC)

89 The Meltdowns F Dale Davis (POR)

90 Ankle Breakers F Tim Thomas (MIL)

ROUND TEN

Pick Team Player

91 Ankle Breakers F-C Kwame Brown (WAS)

92 The Meltdowns F Eddy Curry (CHI)

93 Hootie McBoobs F-C Lorenzen Wright (MEM)

94 Southbridge Barhoppers G-F Steve Smith (SA)

95 Quiet Storm F P.J. Brown (CHA)

96 Mad Face Invasion F Bryon Russell (UTA)

97 Monstarz F Austin Croshere (IND)

98 Mt. Kelly Yobbies F-C Nazr Mohammed (ATL)

99 The Replacements C Shawn Bradley (DAL)

100 Trade Federation Siths F Joe Smith (MIN)

ROUND ELEVEN

Pick Team Player

101 Trade Federation Siths F Clarence Weatherspoon (NY)

102 The Replacements F Mike Miller (ORL)

103 Mt. Kelly Yobbies F Ruben Patterson (SEA)

104 Monstarz G-F Doug Christie (SAC)

105 Mad Face Invasion G-F Morris Peterson (TOR)

106 Quiet Storm C Zydrunas Ilgauskas (CLE)

107 Southbridge Barhoppers C Calvin Booth (SEA)

108 Hootie McBoobs G Alvin Williams (TOR)

109 The Meltdowns G-F Glen Rice (HOU)

110 Ankle Breakers G Chauncey Billups (MIN)

ROUND TWELVE

Pick Team Player

111 Ankle Breakers C Patrick Ewing (ORL)

112 The Meltdowns F Eddie Robinson (CHI)

113 Hootie McBoobs F Stromile Swift (MEM)

114 Southbridge Barhoppers F Vin Baker (SEA)

115 Quiet Storm G Kerry Kittles (NJ)

116 Mad Face Invasion G Mitch Richmond (LAL)

117 Monstarz C Jahidi White (WAS)

118 Mt. Kelly Yobbies G Aaron McKie (PHI)

119 The Replacements F Rodney Rogers (PHO)

120 Trade Federation Siths G-F Corey Magette (LAC)

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