Written upon my completion of the vegan-focused Coronary Health Improvement Plan (CHIP) course. To be sung to the tune of O' Canada:
Oh Soybean.
My favored newfound friend,
Through weeks of CHIP
My hunger thou didst end.
From thee I’ve found
Many foods abound
It is soybean supreme.
Mouth open wide
I shove beans inside
For coronary health.
Now I don’t need
Any real meat,
O soybean you are there for me.
O soybean you are there for me.
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Oh Soybean.
My food supplier now,
In every way
You have replaced the cow.
Though you have no breast
You give me milk
To satisfy my need.
Soy burgers to grill,
Oh what a thrill
You are always there for me.
Bring on the tofu
Soy cheese please.
Oh soybean you are the cow for me.
Oh soybean you are the cow for me.