"Knock, knock." -TARS

Physics jokes and anecdotes...

[1.] Magdeburg hemispheres. 2015 song as background to 17th century Magdeburg hemispheres experiment.

[2.] Q: Why did the chicken cross the wormhole?

        A: To get to the other side quickly.

[3.] Q: Why did the sound wave cross the road?

        A: Because the road was there.

[4.] Q: What did the depressed molecule sing after an encounter with a photon?

         A: ``Oh, Raman shift...is working against me."

[5.] Q: Why does the Raman scattered photon feel lucky?

        A: Because it is one in a million.

[6.] Q: What do graduate students dread about the Dark Side of the Force?

        A: Kylo Ren and his line, ``I will finish what you started."

[7.] Q: Which Freddie Mercury song tells about Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice?

        A: We are the Champions

[8.] The expression ``ahahaha" is happy it's a palindrome.

[9.] Q: What is the favorite expression of Gaara (Naruto)?

         A: ``Oh my gourd!"

         Q: What do you say because of too much spinning?

         A: ``Omega!"