Physics jokes and anecdotes...
[1.] Magdeburg hemispheres. 2015 song as background to 17th century Magdeburg hemispheres experiment.
[2.] Q: Why did the chicken cross the wormhole?
A: To get to the other side quickly.
[3.] Q: Why did the sound wave cross the road?
A: Because the road was there.
[4.] Q: What did the depressed molecule sing after an encounter with a photon?
A: ``Oh, Raman shift...is working against me."
[5.] Q: Why does the Raman scattered photon feel lucky?
A: Because it is one in a million.
[6.] Q: What do graduate students dread about the Dark Side of the Force?
A: Kylo Ren and his line, ``I will finish what you started."
[7.] Q: Which Freddie Mercury song tells about Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice?
A: We are the Champions
[8.] The expression ``ahahaha" is happy it's a palindrome.
[9.] Q: What is the favorite expression of Gaara (Naruto)?
A: ``Oh my gourd!"
Q: What do you say because of too much spinning?
A: ``Omega!"