The Hero of Mythbusters*
Grant! The man they call Grant!
He built the robot
that made CraigyFerg sing.
With his piercing blue eyes
and mohawk made of bling.
Our love for him now
Is everything but scant.
The hero of Mythbusters,
The man they call Grant.
Now Grant saw Craig's followers growing
And jealousy gleamed in his eyes
But he saw the Skellie's devotion
And devised a plan to rise high.
He said, "Craig, I will build you a robot.
A sidekick that none can compare.
If you get 100K
of your vast R.S.A.
To follow my tweets anywhere.
He built the robot
that made CraigyFerg sing.
With his piercing blue eyes
and mohawk made of bling.
Our love for him now
Is everything but scant.
The hero of Mythbusters,
The man they call Grant.
Now Craigy considered Grant's offer
And sent out the tweety orders:
"Roboskels, Urgent!
I need you to follow
@grantimahara - Advance rattly cyborgs!"
The Roboskels sprung into action
And tweeted their boney fingers raw.
Success was achieved
Because they believed
In Grant's robotic powers of awe.
He built the robot
that made CraigyFerg sing.
With his piercing blue eyes
and mohawk made of bling.
Our love for him now
Is everything but scant.
The hero of Mythbusters,
The man they call Grant.
[*With much homagical love to Joss Whedon's Firefly]
In reply to:
http://twitter.com/grantimahara/status/18291826069
- by @bgrhubarb