herogrant

The Hero of Mythbusters*

Grant! The man they call Grant!

He built the robot

that made CraigyFerg sing.

With his piercing blue eyes

and mohawk made of bling.

Our love for him now

Is everything but scant.

The hero of Mythbusters,

The man they call Grant.

Now Grant saw Craig's followers growing

And jealousy gleamed in his eyes

But he saw the Skellie's devotion

And devised a plan to rise high.

He said, "Craig, I will build you a robot.

A sidekick that none can compare.

If you get 100K

of your vast R.S.A.

To follow my tweets anywhere.

He built the robot

that made CraigyFerg sing.

With his piercing blue eyes

and mohawk made of bling.

Our love for him now

Is everything but scant.

The hero of Mythbusters,

The man they call Grant.

Now Craigy considered Grant's offer

And sent out the tweety orders:

"Roboskels, Urgent!

I need you to follow

@grantimahara - Advance rattly cyborgs!"

The Roboskels sprung into action

And tweeted their boney fingers raw.

Success was achieved

Because they believed

In Grant's robotic powers of awe.

He built the robot

that made CraigyFerg sing.

With his piercing blue eyes

and mohawk made of bling.

Our love for him now

Is everything but scant.

The hero of Mythbusters,

The man they call Grant.

[*With much homagical love to Joss Whedon's Firefly]

In reply to:

http://twitter.com/grantimahara/status/18291826069

- by @bgrhubarb