Assorted Writings Part D
Satire & Poetry
Involuntary Ritual Amputation Among the Nacirema People
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Routine Mastectomies Improve Women's Health
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by Jeremy Tyck
Interviewer: "What is your stance on circumcision doctor?"
DQ: "I'm all for tying down creatures that are weaker than me, cutting away important body parts, then saying they can't feel it to avoid litigation. People need this sort of thing. The earlier the better. Just imagine how peaceful and harmonious people would be without this being encoded into them during the first days of life in our world?"
Interviewer: "It is almost too scary for me to think about."
DQ: "Paranoia and fear are often overlooked by the modern caregiver. No amount of neglect and abuse can compare to the sheer amount of terror we introduce into your bundle of joy. That's the type of quality care you can't match any other way. Who else is going to give your baby this eye opening experience? Some religious quack who still holds on to outdated traditions? Some person who doesn't use cold plastic and steel tools, assembly line methods, and an uninviting sterile environment that would make robots cringe? Where's the life altering experience in that? We don't need any other reason than nature is ignorant and we are smart. It's up to us to correct the flawed bodies that have let us survive for thousands of years. I'm going to give it to you straight. The baby needs this. The baby wants it so bad he can taste it. Babies are vile and conceited little creatures, all they do is whine and poop. They're perpetual garbage disposals that make a 'waah' sound. There's even been times when I've seen a baby get an erection as the nurse straps him down and puts antiseptic on his penis."
Interviewer: "Disgusting."
DQ: "What do they think this is a brothel? If these little pigs are going to learn how to live in our society they need the gift only a metal clamp and scalpel can give them. They may give the impression that they don't like it and have been betrayed by their fellow humans, but that is just speculative nonsense at this point. I have never had a baby tell me to stop. Let's face it, if they really didn't like to be held down and attacked then they would say so, but all they do is cry. Babies are dumb and can't express themselves the way higher level mammals like us can. How can you be sure they aren't elated with so much excitement it isn't a happy cry? If this procedure was so bad for the baby wouldn't you hear ear piercing screams as the baby struggles? Until it whites out, and its body shut offs and looks like an oxygen deprived comatose Smurf?"
Interviewer: "Yes."
DQ: "I can personally say that I have never seen that happen in all the years I've been correcting the hideous mistakes of nature we call our male babies."
The doctor spirals further as the interview progresses.
DQ: "Having seen public opinion, and fearing for my medical license, I would like to alter my stance. Do I think that babies are vile and putrid little creatures that deserve all the pain they get, yes. Do I advocate tearing, crushing and cutting their penis to achieve this? No."
Interviewer: "Yes but,"
DQ: "Look Ed."
Interviewer: "My name isn't Ed."
DQ: "Look Jeb, I don't advocate circumcision trauma anymore than a Polar Bear advocates eating its young."
Interviewer: "Is it true that you are lucratively paid for the sale of the cut skin to organ harvesters?"
DQ: "I get paid the same no matter who I sell it to."
Interviewer: "What is your new position?"
DQ: "I'm glad that you asked Gary. I did some research the other night on Yahoo and have arrived at the conclusion that circumcision prevents all bad things from happening."
Interviewer: stunned silence
DQ: "A study in Africa showed that a certain population group that was not circumcised and that was exposed to certain VDs had a high epidemic of VDs. Another population group that wasn't exposed to those VDs and that was circumcised had no cases reported of those VDs."
Interviewer: "You’re saying that circumcision prevents the spread of venereal disease?"
DQ: "No, I'm saying that people who are circumcised are too smart to allow a group of eugenics engineers pretending to be researchers to expose them to a host of VDs for season tickets to 'Cats'! 'Cats' isn't even playing anymore. There can be no survival in an uncompassionate and psychopathic world unless we're all brutalized and psychopathic! Get them before they get you! Sadism is love! The gods love you Larry! Let them mutilate you! It's like they say in baseball; defense is offense!"
Interviewer: "Cleary circumcision has benefits."
DQ: "That's what I'm saying Todd. Did you know that the cut penis skin can be reused for treating patients who need tissue transplants? This is what it's all about, the good we can do for our fellow man."
Interviewer: "You don't say."
DQ: "Yes, I've even had patients I've circumcised approach me about the procedure."
Interviewer: "That must be nice to get some recognition."
DQ: "They usually tell me that they are going to peel the skin off of my body with a fruit peeler and sacrifice it to their anti-circumcision gods."
Interviewer: "And your follow up to this would be?"
DQ: "It just reinforces the fact that circumcision makes you smarter Gary. Clearly using a fruit peeler is beyond the grasp of most men. I have trouble opening juice boxes, I never know what end to poke. Who knows what would happen if people like me weren't circumcised? The world would stop turning Harry, the-world-would-stop-turning."
Interviewer: "We wouldn't want that."
DQ: "No Ed we wouldn't. If the world stopped turning it would lose its gravity and everybody would fall off."
Interviewer: "I suppose you got this from Yahoo."
DQ: "No I saw it on a '2010' movie, our planet operates on a centrifugal gravity system."
Interviewer: stunned silence
DQ: "That is why everybody needs to be circumcised."
Interviewer: "You were saying how circumcised skin is sold and used in tissue transplants. If the people who are asking for transplants or various creams the skin is used in are circumcised; are those that have been circumcised buying something back that was theirs to begin with?"
DQ: stunned silence
Interviewer: "Wouldn't you agree that this is a case of cutting off somebody's arm to further the growth of the prosthetics industry?"
DQ: "Now you're going over my head Jerry. All I know is that in Japan they sold more bagels when circumcision rates went up last year. Clearly circumcision helps support the struggling bagel farmers in that country."
Interviewer: "So you're going off of statistical evidence here?"
DQ: "Again Jerry, way over my head."
Interviewer: "Are you aware of the phrase "snake oil"? It's a product that the seller claims to cure everything from the common cold to cancer. It's used to describe any miracle procedure with obvious ineffectiveness and/or ulterior motives."
DQ: "It cures the common cold and cancer! Where I can get some?"
Interviewer: "Why do I try..."
DQ: "Did you know that sniffing glue can lead to increased states of awareness?"
Interviewer: .....
DQ: "It's true, studies of children who eat paste and sniff glue during art class have shown them to be more active and better ready for extra scholastic activities like soccer. Extra scholastic activities are good for kids Jerry, it keeps them out of trouble."
Interviewer: "Do you have any concept of relevant cause and effect in your mind at all?"
DQ: "Let me check, nope."
For the next several minutes the doctor seemed to lift off into space, staring vapidly with a dumb grin on his face.
DQ: "Did you know that ancient civilizations on the moon used to circumcise their young? Do you know why Jerry?"
Interviewer: "No but I suppose you're going to tell me."
DQ: "To keep their penises from explosively decompressing. There's no gravity on the moon, if they had that shell around their penis the air trapped inside would burst out."
Interviewer: "Ouch."
DQ: "Explosive decompression, real scary stuff."
Interviewer: "That sounds like a smart society."
DQ: "That's because they were circumcised. If they weren't circumcised how could they build rockets to travel to the moon ? It's a long way from Mars."
Interviewer: "How would they travel from Mars? That's a good point doctor."
DQ: "What?"
Interviewer: "I said it was a good point."
DQ: "You have to stop sidetracking us here Jerry, this is an important issue."
Interviewer: "You said that you've gotten no complaints from people who you've circumcised, I'd like to show you a letter from somebody who says differently:
Doctor,
Your senseless act has ruined my life, there is not a day that goes by when I don't think about what you took from me. You are a vile excuse of a man and should not be allowed a medical license."
DQ: "Clearly this is not an issue about whether or not he was circumcised. A circumcised man would be too insecure and traumatized to send a letter, I doubt that he was circumcised at all."
Interviewer: "You don't get any valid complaints then?"
DQ: "I haven't listened to a single one of them."
Interviewer: "Perceptive reality doctor?"
DQ: "Hey did you know the kids like circumcision, it's like earrings and tattoos."
Interviewer: "You don't say."
DQ: "I do."
Interviewer: "Ok you do, what do you have to say about the subject?"
DQ: "About what."
Interviewer: "About circumcision being a trend."
DQ: "I didn't say that."
Interviewer: "But,"
DQ: "Look Ed, I know you aren't the smartest knife in the drawer but try to keep up."
Interviewer: "Alright doctor."
DQ: "Everybody should be circumcised."
Interviewer: "You don't say... I mean, why is that?"
DQ: "Because people are defective, God wouldn't of given us scalpels if he didn't want us to cut something."
Interviewer: "You would recommend that girls get circumcised then?"
DQ: "No, what are you an animal? That would be dehumanizing and cruel. That would be like giving men equal treatment in equality laws. Men are pigs Jerry, I would know I'm a man. Do you want to see?"
Interviewer: "No! Pull your pants back up doctor!"
DQ: "Once I get going I don't stop. If it wasn't for the guilt and repression of circumcision half the world would be impregnated with my piggish seed by now."
Interviewer: "Scary."
DQ: "If your children were packaged with dipping sauce would you eat them?"
Interviewer: "What?"
DQ: "It's a simple question Jerry."
Interviewer: "No! Of course I wouldn't."
DQ: "I would."
Interviewer: ........
DQ: "My favorite sauce is barbecue. Did you know that a circumcised man invented barbecue sauce? Just think what the world would be like without barbecue sauce."
Interviewer: "I can't imagine."
The doctor turned around and tried to talk to the wall for fifteen minutes. I regained his attention by yelling 'candy bar', for some reason the doctor has a thing for candy bars.
DQ: "'What's Happening' or 'Good Times'?"
Interviewer: "Good Times?"
DQ: "I like Fat Albert."
Interviewer: "That's great doctor." It was at this point that I decided to make my exit. Leaving the doctor to feed his fish rubber cement and sniff aquarium algae.
* For additional writings by this author and healer, visit his blog: http://realitymeetsdream.com/blog/
by Jeremy Tyck
Interviewer: "What is your stance on circumcision doctor?"
DQ: "I'm all for tying down creatures that are weaker than me, cutting away important body parts, then saying they can't feel it to avoid litigation. People need this sort of thing. The earlier the better. Just imagine how peaceful and harmonious people would be without this being encoded into them during the first days of life in our world?"
Interviewer: "It is almost too scary for me to think about."
DQ: "Paranoia and fear are often overlooked by the modern caregiver. No amount of neglect and abuse can compare to the sheer amount of terror we introduce into your bundle of joy. That's the type of quality care you can't match any other way. Who else is going to give your baby this eye opening experience? Some religious quack who still holds on to outdated traditions? Some person who doesn't use cold plastic and steel tools, assembly line methods, and an uninviting sterile environment that would make robots cringe? Where's the life altering experience in that? We don't need any other reason than nature is ignorant and we are smart. It's up to us to correct the flawed bodies that have let us survive for thousands of years. I'm going to give it to you straight. The baby needs this. The baby wants it so bad he can taste it. Babies are vile and conceited little creatures, all they do is whine and poop. They're perpetual garbage disposals that make a 'waah' sound. There's even been times when I've seen a baby get an erection as the nurse straps him down and puts antiseptic on his penis."
Interviewer: "Disgusting."
DQ: "What do they think this is a brothel? If these little pigs are going to learn how to live in our society they need the gift only a metal clamp and scalpel can give them. They may give the impression that they don't like it and have been betrayed by their fellow humans, but that is just speculative nonsense at this point. I have never had a baby tell me to stop. Let's face it, if they really didn't like to be held down and attacked then they would say so, but all they do is cry. Babies are dumb and can't express themselves the way higher level mammals like us can. How can you be sure they aren't elated with so much excitement it isn't a happy cry? If this procedure was so bad for the baby wouldn't you hear ear piercing screams as the baby struggles? Until it whites out, and its body shut offs and looks like an oxygen deprived comatose Smurf?"
Interviewer: "Yes."
DQ: "I can personally say that I have never seen that happen in all the years I've been correcting the hideous mistakes of nature we call our male babies."
The doctor spirals further as the interview progresses.
DQ: "Having seen public opinion, and fearing for my medical license, I would like to alter my stance. Do I think that babies are vile and putrid little creatures that deserve all the pain they get, yes. Do I advocate tearing, crushing and cutting their penis to achieve this? No."
Interviewer: "Yes but,"
DQ: "Look Ed."
Interviewer: "My name isn't Ed."
DQ: "Look Jeb, I don't advocate circumcision trauma anymore than a Polar Bear advocates eating its young."
Interviewer: "Is it true that you are lucratively paid for the sale of the cut skin to organ harvesters?"
DQ: "I get paid the same no matter who I sell it to."
Interviewer: "What is your new position?"
DQ: "I'm glad that you asked Gary. I did some research the other night on Yahoo and have arrived at the conclusion that circumcision prevents all bad things from happening."
Interviewer: stunned silence
DQ: "A study in Africa showed that a certain population group that was not circumcised and that was exposed to certain VDs had a high epidemic of VDs. Another population group that wasn't exposed to those VDs and that was circumcised had no cases reported of those VDs."
Interviewer: "You’re saying that circumcision prevents the spread of venereal disease?"
DQ: "No, I'm saying that people who are circumcised are too smart to allow a group of eugenics engineers pretending to be researchers to expose them to a host of VDs for season tickets to 'Cats'! 'Cats' isn't even playing anymore. There can be no survival in an uncompassionate and psychopathic world unless we're all brutalized and psychopathic! Get them before they get you! Sadism is love! The gods love you Larry! Let them mutilate you! It's like they say in baseball; defense is offense!"
Interviewer: "Cleary circumcision has benefits."
DQ: "That's what I'm saying Todd. Did you know that the cut penis skin can be reused for treating patients who need tissue transplants? This is what it's all about, the good we can do for our fellow man."
Interviewer: "You don't say."
DQ: "Yes, I've even had patients I've circumcised approach me about the procedure."
Interviewer: "That must be nice to get some recognition."
DQ: "They usually tell me that they are going to peel the skin off of my body with a fruit peeler and sacrifice it to their anti-circumcision gods."
Interviewer: "And your follow up to this would be?"
DQ: "It just reinforces the fact that circumcision makes you smarter Gary. Clearly using a fruit peeler is beyond the grasp of most men. I have trouble opening juice boxes, I never know what end to poke. Who knows what would happen if people like me weren't circumcised? The world would stop turning Harry, the-world-would-stop-turning."
Interviewer: "We wouldn't want that."
DQ: "No Ed we wouldn't. If the world stopped turning it would lose its gravity and everybody would fall off."
Interviewer: "I suppose you got this from Yahoo."
DQ: "No I saw it on a '2010' movie, our planet operates on a centrifugal gravity system."
Interviewer: stunned silence
DQ: "That is why everybody needs to be circumcised."
Interviewer: "You were saying how circumcised skin is sold and used in tissue transplants. If the people who are asking for transplants or various creams the skin is used in are circumcised; are those that have been circumcised buying something back that was theirs to begin with?"
DQ: stunned silence
Interviewer: "Wouldn't you agree that this is a case of cutting off somebody's arm to further the growth of the prosthetics industry?"
DQ: "Now you're going over my head Jerry. All I know is that in Japan they sold more bagels when circumcision rates went up last year. Clearly circumcision helps support the struggling bagel farmers in that country."
Interviewer: "So you're going off of statistical evidence here?"
DQ: "Again Jerry, way over my head."
Interviewer: "Are you aware of the phrase "snake oil"? It's a product that the seller claims to cure everything from the common cold to cancer. It's used to describe any miracle procedure with obvious ineffectiveness and/or ulterior motives."
DQ: "It cures the common cold and cancer! Where I can get some?"
Interviewer: "Why do I try..."
DQ: "Did you know that sniffing glue can lead to increased states of awareness?"
Interviewer: .....
DQ: "It's true, studies of children who eat paste and sniff glue during art class have shown them to be more active and better ready for extra scholastic activities like soccer. Extra scholastic activities are good for kids Jerry, it keeps them out of trouble."
Interviewer: "Do you have any concept of relevant cause and effect in your mind at all?"
DQ: "Let me check, nope."
For the next several minutes the doctor seemed to lift off into space, staring vapidly with a dumb grin on his face.
DQ: "Did you know that ancient civilizations on the moon used to circumcise their young? Do you know why Jerry?"
Interviewer: "No but I suppose you're going to tell me."
DQ: "To keep their penises from explosively decompressing. There's no gravity on the moon, if they had that shell around their penis the air trapped inside would burst out."
Interviewer: "Ouch."
DQ: "Explosive decompression, real scary stuff."
Interviewer: "That sounds like a smart society."
DQ: "That's because they were circumcised. If they weren't circumcised how could they build rockets to travel to the moon ? It's a long way from Mars."
Interviewer: "How would they travel from Mars? That's a good point doctor."
DQ: "What?"
Interviewer: "I said it was a good point."
DQ: "You have to stop sidetracking us here Jerry, this is an important issue."
Interviewer: "You said that you've gotten no complaints from people who you've circumcised, I'd like to show you a letter from somebody who says differently:
Doctor,
Your senseless act has ruined my life, there is not a day that goes by when I don't think about what you took from me. You are a vile excuse of a man and should not be allowed a medical license."
DQ: "Clearly this is not an issue about whether or not he was circumcised. A circumcised man would be too insecure and traumatized to send a letter, I doubt that he was circumcised at all."
Interviewer: "You don't get any valid complaints then?"
DQ: "I haven't listened to a single one of them."
Interviewer: "Perceptive reality doctor?"
DQ: "Hey did you know the kids like circumcision, it's like earrings and tattoos."
Interviewer: "You don't say."
DQ: "I do."
Interviewer: "Ok you do, what do you have to say about the subject?"
DQ: "About what."
Interviewer: "About circumcision being a trend."
DQ: "I didn't say that."
Interviewer: "But,"
DQ: "Look Ed, I know you aren't the smartest knife in the drawer but try to keep up."
Interviewer: "Alright doctor."
DQ: "Everybody should be circumcised."
Interviewer: "You don't say... I mean, why is that?"
DQ: "Because people are defective, God wouldn't of given us scalpels if he didn't want us to cut something."
Interviewer: "You would recommend that girls get circumcised then?"
DQ: "No, what are you an animal? That would be dehumanizing and cruel. That would be like giving men equal treatment in equality laws. Men are pigs Jerry, I would know I'm a man. Do you want to see?"
Interviewer: "No! Pull your pants back up doctor!"
DQ: "Once I get going I don't stop. If it wasn't for the guilt and repression of circumcision half the world would be impregnated with my piggish seed by now."
Interviewer: "Scary."
DQ: "If your children were packaged with dipping sauce would you eat them?"
Interviewer: "What?"
DQ: "It's a simple question Jerry."
Interviewer: "No! Of course I wouldn't."
DQ: "I would."
Interviewer: ........
DQ: "My favorite sauce is barbecue. Did you know that a circumcised man invented barbecue sauce? Just think what the world would be like without barbecue sauce."
Interviewer: "I can't imagine."
The doctor turned around and tried to talk to the wall for fifteen minutes. I regained his attention by yelling 'candy bar', for some reason the doctor has a thing for candy bars.
DQ: "'What's Happening' or 'Good Times'?"
Interviewer: "Good Times?"
DQ: "I like Fat Albert."
Interviewer: "That's great doctor." It was at this point that I decided to make my exit. Leaving the doctor to feed his fish rubber cement and sniff aquarium algae.
* For additional writings by this author and healer, visit his blog: http://realitymeetsdream.com
~*~
by Bob
The best method is to circumcise about an inch above the doctor's wrist on the hand she or he uses to hold a knife. Cut squarely and forcefully with a sharp blade. An alternative device uses a clamp to increase pressure slowly until the hand is severed completely. This is thought to reduce the sudden trauma and help to cauterize the wound. It is important to cauterize emotions along with blood vessels so the procedure should be a painful as possible.
Some parents feel that a "nice tight circumcision" should be done right below the doctor's chin. However, others feel that this form of circumcision is more aggressive than necessary. Under chin circumcision does have the greatest benefit in preventing future diseases and has been shown to reduce cancer rates more than the less intrusive wrist circumcision. Doctors who have had under chin circumcision also have greatly reduced death rates from AIDS according to research done in undeveloped countries. A doctor who has had an under chin circumcision will not worry about possible death from AIDS or cancer in another 40 years. A parent should consider the merits of both methods before deciding which method to choose for their child's doctor.
In later life the circumcised doctor will have a reduced chance of skin cancer, broken bones or hangnails. Accidental injuries have been shown to be significantly reduced by hand circumcision. It will be much cleaner since her or his hand won't be picking buggers any more. She or he won't be spreading as much infection around the hospital and won't have to wash with soap and water so often. Circumcision prevents the need for frequent washing. Its so much better to do it once and be done with it than to have a life long problem with digital cleanliness.
Circumcision of a hand is also known to increases sensitivity. The scar of a stump is known to be the most sensitive part of the hand and is more exposed once the hand is removed. Some individuals may feel that the loss of very sensitive nerve endings in fingers actually reduces sensitivity, but that is just a matter of personal feeling, not a matter of anatomy.
Don't bother with her or his permission; no patient getting a circumcision has human rights in her or his medical practice. Just badger the child's parent who is in obvious stress to check a little box so you will leave them alone. If they don't approve the doctor's circumcision the first time you ask, keep asking until they do. That way you can claim you have satisfied the need for a parent's approval (or request) for the circumcision. We only do it because parents demand it. Our approval requirements meet the ethical recommendations of the AMA and the AAP, both of which recommend that circumcision should be a parent's decision. After all, whose body is it anyway? The person whose body is getting circumcised should never be consulted nor their rights respected when making this decision. Circumcision is a parent's right.
If the doctor screams or struggles be sure to restrain her or him in a full body circumstraint. That way her or his screaming and struggling won't interfere with your "medical" treatment.
There's no need for anesthetic. Everyone knows that doctors don't feel any pain.
Don't confuse the screaming with objecting to the procedure. Doctors do not have the mental facilities to understand circumcision and offer a valid objection. That is why the parents of the child need to make the choice. Doctors are too young to understand the benefits of circumcision and just scream because they are away from their office. It doesn't mean they are in pain or terror or suffering at all. They will come to understand circumcision much better as they grow older once the wound has fully healed.
It heals up completely in a few days and causes no harm. The few doctors who die from the procedure each year are of no consequence and the losses can be hushed up by the hospital as natural causes. It has no negative affects on their lives and no loss of feeling; after all they can still reproduce.
Later as she or he grows older and asks why you circumcised her or his hand you can explain, "it's for your own good," and "we just did what we thought was best." If she or he is still angry you can tell her or him to "get over it" after all "its just a little piece of skin" and bones. If she or he protests more you can insult her or him as a "hand freak."
Circumcision above the wrist has been shown to greatly reduce masturbation and its harmful effects such as hairy hands. It works even better if you circumcise both hands. Studies show that under chin circumcision is even more effective in reducing the many harmful results of masturbation such as dementia or mental retardation. The parents should review the benefits of each method and decide which method to use for their child's doctor.
The hand(s) can be sold for medical research or tossed in the trash without asking her or him.
Amputation above the doctor's wrist or right below the doctor's chin are by far the best and the only really safe methods of circumcision. All other methods cause life long physical injury and emotional damage to the child.
Religious and Human Rights Considerations
It is important to respect the religious beliefs of the parents when considering whether or not to circumcise the doctor. Disregarding their beliefs is a violation of their human rights to free expression and practice of religion. Do not worry about the human rights of the doctor since he or she has demonstrated that the human rights of any person to be circumcised do not matter. It is a sacred act when performed as a religious ritual in several ancient faiths. A religious ritual sacrifice that began over 3,000 years ago should not be questioned now. No one should criticize the free exercise of the parent's religion. The religious rights of the parents to sacrifice the flesh of another person are what is important. The human rights of the person who's flesh is to be sacrificed shall always be disregarded.
When performing the "nice tight" circumcision below the doctor's chin it is well established that a Rabbi, Priest, or Shaman may be called to the last rites for the doctor. In some faiths the below chin circumcision should be done by the Cleric as part of a religious sacrifice to the God of the parents, as they believe was commanded by their God. Such religious sacrifice should be made 8 days after the birth of the child and 8 days before the burial or cremation of the doctor according to the word of God (or according to some dumb schmuck claiming to have the "word of god.")
In Summary
The authors generally prefer the "nice tight" under chin circumcision over the less aggressive above the wrist circumcision since it has the greater prophylactic effect in preventing death due to AIDS, cancer, heart disease, and several other causes. Under chin circumcision also prevents future trauma to other children by stopping the doctor from ever sexually mutilating another child. However, the above the hand "wrist" circumcision is also acceptable. It is always the parent's right to chose what's best for their child's doctor.
~*~
Ode to His Stolen Foreskin
I never knew you. I wish I had.
Someone said you were bad.
Ripped you off before you were complete,
thought that bare glans looked so neat.
Now we deal with wet against dry
and rely on KY.
How much fun it would have been
to slide you back and forth again.
And see the pleasure in his eyes
as his pressure starts to rise.
Circumcision robs more than one
of the perfect design for fun.
He doesn't miss what he never had,
so why does it make me so sad?
~*~
Birthright Reclamation
By Rosie
I have a lover
whom I adore
he loves to love me
but he longs for more
He says he can't feel
when we make love at night
his body feels numb
with no solution in sight
And as I cry
I ask if it is me
he reassures
that it could not be
Frustrated now
I ask "then what?"
with a broken heart
he says "because I'm cut"
So I search my memory
and realize that it's true
he never enjoys the ride
as much as I do
My lover can't feel
the same sensation
that I enjoy
with such elation
So I hold him close
and we both begin to cry
the time to pretend is over
such harm we can't deny
"Tell me how to fix this."
I ask my wounded man
he answers me, defeated
"I don't think we can"
So we look on the internet
determined to find a way
we find a restorer
and order it that day
It's been about two years now
since he started restoration
he has partial coverage
and a bit more sensation
Coarse hair no more on the shaft
pain no longer upon erection
his scrotum stays comfortably back
because he grew a new skin section
He looks more natural now
but that scar didn't compare
to the scar on his soul
which was just too much to bare
With love and meditation
we slowly chipped away
at many years of confusion
denial and dismay
We must face the hurt
to get to the pleasure
making love was empty
but now it's his treasure
When my lover and I join
bodies and hearts intertwined
I feel his deep rapture
and know that he feels mine
---/-@
~*~
Whole Baby Home
By Glen Powell
I am a newborn baby boy
Ready to go home
Where is my mommy
Where did she go
I am in a room with doctors
Who will care for me
They strap my arms and legs
to do the best for me
I feel a terrible pain
I scream in agony
As they separate tissue
not developed completely
A cut at the top
this is where it starts
Why are they doing this
It really hurts
In goes the bell
This hurts like hell
Out comes the knife
I scream for my life
Around the bell it goes
Cutting without care
For what I am going through
Is anyone there
Are they killing me
Will I die of pain
So close to my birth day
This is done in vain
A quarter size piece of flesh
This is what is taken
They say it’s for the best
My heart is broken
They say it’s just skin
This is not true
It’s an organ with a function
That was cut from me
Why is this done
I don’t know why
They say it’s for the best
They don’t listen to my cries
They cut a piece of flesh
With nothing to stop the pain
It was part of me
Stolen who do I blame
They say its for the best
It will stop disease
This is not true
You must not believe
If this is true
Then my teeth should go
Cavities might come
And I will never know
Why is it legal
Torture of a baby boy
To do cosmetic surgery
So soon after birth
Why did my mommy
Have this done to me
She did not know
She did not see
If you saw this happen
To a newborn boy
You would cry for hours
You would feel no joy
This is done in private
So no one would know
If they found out
The money would not flow
They took away my pleasure
They gave me GREAT pain
it took away feeling
I will never know
Where are the police
To arrest the abusers here
Now one seems to care
A crime was committed here
They take me to my mommy
Say I will be sore
The pain will last forever
My memory will be poor
Of what they did to me
But they have done no good
Please stop this from happening
To other boys for good
why do they do this
Look at the facts
Remove a healthy organ
It doesn’t make much sense
For what they are doing
Does not prevent disease
To make me look like some others
But what about my ears
All of us are different
In so many ways
Why give me so much pain
for my birth day
I just wanted love
On my birth day
All I got was pain
And lost a part for good
I will take this pain
Use if for good
Till other boys are safe
From loosing their hood
Take your whole baby home!
~*~
Cold Touch
By Jeremy Tyck (from the perspective of a man with epilepsy and cavernous angiomas)
Strap me down
Protect the ignorance
Sacrifice cherub like exuberance
Feed my innocence to sterile claws and scalpel edge
The world's too nice anyways, clamp the vice!
Future killer #1,352,021 through the disassembly line
Plant the seeds of artificial darkness
Hydraulics will whirl later in life, spiral down the black cold road
The world's full of fear you hear
We might as well give in to it
We might as well corrode what we hold dear
Let them rip me from arms I barely knew
Good bye, farewell, go to hell
Catch a last glance, watch me screaming
Rosy cheeks turning a red hue
Lay me upon my metal chrysalis
Taken from warm and living womb, touch the cold cocoon
Antiseptic fluorescent light out my eyes
A feeling of epiphany
Too dangerous for anesthetic
Oh beautiful nurse, your long lines streaming
Lovely face beam the elegance on me
Stroke it long, stroke it hard
Latex hands probe my pleasure with your heat
Give me a natural high, ultimate high
A boy's first, make it good, make it deep
On the rivers of dopamine we'll meet
Stretch my arms, lock me down
Bond my legs
Fresh skin to biting air
A face tickled by your dangling hair
Ready it for the chief chopper, mechanical chief chopper
Oh doctor make your entrance
Professional and defiant
Push those emotions out
Target a body vulnerable and pliant
Size me up, size me down
Push her lithe fingers away, make me frown
We want to give it a perfect crown
Dab an exposed point with cold lotion
Rub with a soothing motion
Strange faces hang over
A language I'll never understand
This experience isn't so bad
Ooh what's that a shiny bell?
Crush, clamp! I'll yell
Crush it again!
Deprive the oxygen
Eyes water, a carotid strain
Eyes sizing me
Cries go unheard
Lost in ethereal oil
Pressure halts proceeding
Exhausted seconds stretched out
Taxed mind starting to relax on its painful plateau
Is this what love is about?
Oh nurse, I hear your voice so sweet
Let's sail away, there's still water in our stream
A stinging slice, cut away dreams of ecstatic vice
Cut and tear with your scalpel
Watch blood spurt and splatter
Spray my life, my red hot stream
Wipe it away with rough fiber, make it clean
Ready your hand, go in again
We'll make this one a perfect 10
A child holds back
Cheeks turn blue
Verging in and out
Capillaries burst
Face screaming beyond, straining body cutting off the fuel
They say there's two ways to deal with trauma
Scream and fight it, destroy with psychotic rage
Detach and let it, hide in places far away
Go on chief mechanical officer, finish it
Ketanalize my feeling!
Kill the reality of love
Haunting after effects kill it in my dreams!
Love and feminine touch, wonder where'd it go
It's not needed in this world, tis what the inventors thought
Where it goes, nobody knows
Skin the apple of my eye
Let it bleed and die
Revel the destruction
Watch the force of life cease to function
It looks like we're done
Oh wait, he still has a sliver of that bridging ligament
Grind it down, cut deep
Over stimulated nerves, burning out, make me a real man
Make sure you get it, cut underneath
It'll leave a grated surface
It's not his to keep
Wrap it up Flesh sliced, pitted and raw
This one will form a lovely brown scar
Bring an exhausted mind to fall asleep in stranger's arms
Tell me it's all right, calm my nerves
"How could you?" a baby asks
You darkened the light of my verve
Betrayal welling, if I could I would attack
If I knew what you were I would attack
Fall to sleep young child
Face so pale and mild
Days without food and nutrient
Too traumatized and numb to nibble a breast
Just lay me down, let me rest
Away from your arms so inept
I'll grow to a normal child by this world's standards
My mushroom manna cultivated like everybody else's
A ritual of skinning grown through psychedelics?
I wonder later in life, what the hell?
Even if girls I've never met still think disfiguration is swell
Oh what an experience to have days after birth
Engraving pain, expanding weak malformed veins
Maybe it would of been different if I wasn't born with a disorder
But my brain's oxygenating pathways didn't form in normal order
What a jump those asphyxiating screams must of gave me
Pumping arteries, blowing brain malformations
Blood leaking, killing tissue
Body seizing
Blacking out
There would be more before eighteen
A wonderfully despairing and lonely life lived by a teen
Afraid of girls, afraid of life
What rage we've imprinted in this one
A loving touch is something he disbelieves
With damaged synapses, I doubt he would be able to show
They made me better, stronger, more destructive than anyone before
Your ignorant machine bit the wrong one
Uncontrollable power will be the end of your days
Watch out world, the Alpha has seen the Omega
I hate left brained intellectuals
I hate pseudo minds
They've brought me pain and hate's bitter wine
No thanks, goodbye, that's what I'll say
I won't have any part in your destruction
I'd rather live detached in my planes
Someday I'll transcend, and the fear will end
Leaving you with your involution and sadism
Leaving you to be consumed by the darkness
~For additional writings by this author and healer, visit his blog: http://realitymeetsdream.com/
~*~
Memoriam
They lost their rights by violating mine
Contempt for parents lost these days I find
And hatred for those circum-paedophiles
Who strapped me, gasping, to a circumstraint
Who tore off, like a nail from the nail bed
The foreskin from my neonatal glans...
My mother enjoyed my father intact;
Surely they desired the same for their sons?
"They did what was best," we like to believe;
Twenty-five percent less, minus the sleeve;
Pleasure diminished, to give and receive;
Lost structure and function, reason to grieve;
My bedtime ordeal: a struggle to breathe!
These days, whenever I think who they were
GENITAL TERRORISTS I shall aver!
Their history went the way of my skin:
Scarred tattered remnants, in memoriam.
~*~
Day One
By Arcadia
You were born whole
Thus deemed imperfect.
Your parents sent you
Down the hall
To have you mutilated
By a pervert in a white coat.
The member of your body,
That defined you
"Its a boy!"
Was beheaded in a metal
Guillotine.
The cruel clamp held you.
The cruel razor cut through
Slicing off a piece of you
with nerves
and veins
and feeling, too.
Your screams of terror
Your trembling body
Your racing heart,
The pain that rushed you,
All this was hidden
In that dreadful room.
And no one rescued you.
Down the hall,
Back to your mother.
Your penis bound
in bloody bandage.
She took you in her arms
Gazed into your face
As if she really loved you.
She
Oblivious of her betrayal
Of the violence done to you.
And you clung to her
In a fog of throbbing pain.
It didn't have to happen.
This sexual mutilation.
It didn't have to happen.
This will NOT prevent infection.
It didn't have to happen.
Nor can it stop masturbation.
But it did happen.
In the name of Tradition.
But it did happen.
In the name of Sanitation.
But it did happen.
To profit a sadistic physician.
Who weeps for you?
Damned to this torture
-To the stealing of your skin?
I do.
And I will fight it.
We will fight it.
And I will enlighten others.
Together, we CAN break
This vicious practice of
Bloodthirsty ignorance!
[Read Circumcision Study Halted Due to Trauma]
~*~
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