New Pokemon

Oh boy oh boy oh boy, the [Adjective] folks over at NintendoTM just announced the next starters for the newest generation of Pokemon, Gen [Number]!  There’s some exciting stuff in here, so let us not waste time getting right to it!

The first Pokemon is named [Silly Word].  Controversially, it is actually a [Noun] Type starter, a new type introduced in this gen!  This starter appears to be a [Colour] [Animal], sporting a cute [Colour] [Article of Clothing].  While we currently don’t have any information about its attacks or evolutions, many fan made depictions show it [Verb ending in -ing], or even using its [Part of the Body (Plural)] to fight!  Fan made evolution mock-ups have shown it wielding [Plural Noun], turning [Colour], or even getting more [Adjective].  Needless to say, I’m sure we’re all very [Emotion] to see where the Pokemon team takes this little guy!  

The next Pokemon is called Bananamana; it is a [Type of Fruit].  Bananamana serves as this gen’s Grass starter.  It lacks any notable limbs or facial features, not even a difference in colour to its naturally occurring counterparts.  It’s unclear how this thing would behave in combat, though many fans have theorized that it may possess secret [Plural Noun] or even a [Part of the Body] that’s obscured from view.  Perhaps this might be our next Magikarp, a(n) [Adjective] Pokemon that’s incredibly weak, but has great potential to evolve into a more [Adjective] and [Adjective] beast.  Perhaps Bananamana turns into a [Noun], or a(n) [Adjective] [Noun], or maybe even a(n) [Animal]!  We’ll just have to wait and see.  

The final and perhaps most controversial Pokemon is [Famous Person], the new [Noun] Pokemon.  It’s our Fire type of the gen, and it’s certainly… unique.  It sports [Number] [Part of the Body (Plural)] and a(n) [Adjective] [Noun], both of which fans are assuming will be used in combat.  

Overall, we’ve got a(n) [Adjective] lineup this gen, and I think I speak for everyone when I say that we are all very [Emotion] to see how this next game is gonna play.