Jokes

By: Nevaeh Mackerley 

We all love a good laugh so here are some funny jokes because why not. 

•  Did you hear about the circus fire? 

  • It was in tents!

• How do you catch a squirrel? 

  • Climb a tree and act like a nut!

• Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? 

  • They say he made a mint!

• Why don't eggs tell jokes? 

  • They might crack up!

• What did the big flower say to the little flower? 

  • "Hi, bud!"

• What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? 

  • An abdominal snowman!

• Why don't skeletons fight each other? 

  • They don't have the guts!

• Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? 

  • Great food, no atmosphere!

• What did one wall say to the other wall? 

  • I'll meet you at the corner!

• Why did the math book look sad? 

  • Because it had too many problems!

• What did one hat say to the other hat? 

  • You stay here, I'll go on ahead!

HAHAHA so funny right. Maybe I'll tell my egg one he might crack up. Get it??? Tough Crowd….. Ok I get it have fun keep telling more jokes!