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Reviewing the APUSH AMSCO Textbook

Natick’s official APUSH website defines the class as “the hardest class you will ever love,” and the quote for me would be true on all accounts if I did not take AP Physics my freshman year (I think the most difficult part of APUSH is actually remembering my homework, but that’s a different . . .

May 2024  |  By Bela Kumar

Satire

The Most Ridiculous New York Times Connections Categories of February, Ranked

Every day, I (and many others) open the New York Times Connections of the day and stare down in absolute confusion. Sometimes the puzzle is quite easy, but many days, I end up cheating . . .

March 2024  |  By Ally Yang

Satire

Judging Books by Their Covers

For this article, we committed a heinous crime. We ignored everything we have been told since preschool, and we judged books by their covers. Our process: We used the New York Times’s top five books of 2022. Knowing nothing about any of them, we guessed what they’re about . . .

January 2023  |  By Ella Stern, Editor-In-Chief, and Nathan Moldover, Editor

Sports, Satire

Your Favorite Editors Are Back At It: Critiquing NFL Team Uniforms

In the most recent installment of their "Bad Sports Ranking" column, Ella Stern '23 and Keira McDonough '23 give their unfiltered thoughts on the best and worst NFL uniforms . . .

April 2022  |  By Keira McDonough, Media & Comm. Manager, and Ella Stern, Editor-In-Chief

Sports, Satire

All MLB Teams Ranked, Based Solely on Their Names

MLB team names have always been a little bit strange. But have you ever ranked them based on that? Prepare to have your feelings hurt as our board members defy expectations with this . . .

March 2022  |  By Keira McDonough, Media & Comm. Manager, and Ella Stern, Editor-In-Chief

Satire

The Most Miserable Month

It’s 40 degrees and rainy. The streets are painted with slush made from leftover February snow. The days are just warm enough to give you hope of nice weather, the nights are just cold enough to quash that hope. The worms are out for the rain, just to be carried off by a bird or squished . . .

March 2022  |  By Nathan Moldover